This week's episode really exposes us as we discuss, in depth, healthy relationship dynamics... particularly when it revolves around kink. We also chat about bad magic systems, creepy old houses, and more! And if you really wanna know about us, we even talk about books that causes some... awakenings in us.

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This episode is all about gushing, as B and Kristen bring books to the table they are begging you to read. Except for Kristen, who is demanding it. We hope you have Kindle Unlimited! We also chat about older protagonists, pirates, men who can only be described as "babygirl", and much more.

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We had a good run. We really did. But this has to be our final episode. We've passed the point of no return. We discuss the relation of monkey paws to private parts, the yearly cost of underwear, and much more. (Also, we aren't really leaving. You have to deal with us every two weeks... unfortunately for you.)

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Kristen breaks the first cardinal rule of the podcast - she brings a vector cover book to discuss. Kaitlyn, on the other hand, talks about dragons. We still have a lot of fun! We also discuss how we pick our next reads, the solidity of contemporary romance plots, and play a game of "Two Truths and a Lie" Locked Tomb edition!

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We’ve given you wholesome simps. We’ve even given you sad, wet, and pathetic boys. Now, we offer something else. A new poor little meow meow to add to your collection. But wait, there’s more! We also discuss books we’d kill to read again for the first time, romcoms, a bad attempt at Work of Fart (a MbMbAM original) and book trope smash-or-pass.

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Wait... aren't all of them nerdy? We never claimed to be cool here after all. ANYWAY! We continue our anonymous reads saga, expose ourselves by talking about books that describe us, and play a fun game where we convince you whether you should or should not read a book. But then again... we are always doing that on this show.

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Do you like reading books? Talking about books? Listening to a bunch of unhinged girls talk about books they loved, hated, and more? Then look no further!

We are living in a post-Stolen Heir world and all of us feel the need to talk about it. Everyone here is a big fan of all things Holly Black, especially The Folk of the Air, so we discuss her latest entry into that world. We also expose ourselves as Madoc apologists... and we aren't sorry about that.

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Sometimes characters have chemistry, and other times... well... they don't. Sometimes reading them interact is like watching paint dry or eating a plain piece of bread. Yuck. In other news, we discuss fairies (everyone's favorite topic), childhood favorites, and what's coming up in our TBR.

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Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett

Hotel Magnifique by Emily J Taylor

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The Inkheart series by Cornelia Funke

The Royal Diaries series by Kathryn Lasky

The Harry Potter series by (Known Transphobe) J.K. Rowling

Magic Treehouse series by Mary Pope Osborne

The Dear America series by Joyce Hansen

A Wrinkle In Time by Madeline L'Engle

Dead Girl Walking Linda Joyce Singleton

The Cruel Prince by Holly Black

Stalking Jack the Ripper by Kerri Maniscalco

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

Prince of the Sorrows by Kellen Graves

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None of us are a “Forbes 30 Under 30”. We don’t have a meeting with Universal Studios. We also didn’t write a book with a cringy self-insert character, horrible naming conventions, and the worst example of enemies to lovers we’ve ever seen, though, so… we are okay with it. Even if we are a bunch of losers, please stick around. We also discuss Irish-isms, book to movie adaptations, and more! 

And don’t forget your starstick! You’re gonna need it where we’re going. 

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