Sex Dreams… Then Pirates Ruin It | Queer Chaos, ADHD, Sad Girl Skincare w/ Jessie Nixon

This week on My Bad, comedian and certified chaos merchant Jessie Nixon joins Morgan Rees to talk ADHD revelations, crying as skincare, awkward DMs, and the true enemy of female orgasm: PIRATES.

Think Trusty Hogs meets Sibling Rivalry meets a sleep-deprived episode of So True with Caleb Hearon.

It’s queer, it’s clever, it’s crying-while-cackling.

If you’ve ever: 💦 Had a sex dream interrupted by a fantasy quest 💅 Lied about being late to avoid social guilt 🎭 Had to gently correct someone who says “pacifically”… This one’s for YOU. ⏱️

Chapters

00:00 – Intro: We Pretend We Haven’t Spoken

01:00 – Childhood Trauma, but Make It Comedic

03:00 – Depression as Primer (Sad Girl Cosmetics™) 05:30 – Short Nails & Recession-Core Explained

08:30 – Who Fancies Jesse? The Columbus Complex

12:20 – The Infamous Fan Drawing

15:10 – ADHD, Therapy & The Scottish Therapist

19:00 – How Jesse Actually Takes Criticism

23:00 – “I Don’t Know Anything” – Jesse’s Anti-Sponge Era

27:00 – Interrupting People: A Toxic Trait?

30:00 – Bad Storytelling & Losing Confidence Mid-Story

34:00 – Lying About Being Late (And Being Proud of It)

38:00 – Morgan’s Sleep Lies & Jesse’s Haunted Voice Notes

42:00 – 💦 Sex Dreams... Then Pirates Show Up

46:30 – The Great Orgasm Edge-Off

49:30 – Autobiographies, Criminal Records & Final Thoughts

🎤 Featuring Jesse Nixon – Queer comedian, fringe performer, Sad Girl icon. 🎟️ Edinburgh Fringe @ 7:20PM, The Assembly 🔗 https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/jessie-nixon-don-t-make-me-regret-this