Merry Yuletide! Happy Holidays! Festive Greetings!

It's the Christmas special, which means Tex, Wil and Joseph have donned their cracker hats and sifted through the archive to bring you a bumper mix of all the times the smart speaker has uttered anything vaguely festive.

Thanks for listening this year and embracing us, means a lot x

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It's back to the future (present) with this week's smart speaker outbursts. There's DRAMA in the court room, LAUGHTER at a new theme park and CONFUSION over mysteriously appearing gourds.

Tell a friend, share the love!

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After last week's unexpected foray into the past, Wil presents us with more smart speaker nonsense as we trace the history of the Sloane-Ketterings. Plus we meet an immigrant shaking up the Selby cultural scene.

Tex declares his love for himself and Joseph's only half paying attention after Episode 15's catfishing.

And some of the audio is really CRISP!

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We've donned our finest clothes for this season's hottest event: the Mattress Awards!

Will we bump into Bed Linens Weekly's star reporter Vicky on the turquoise carpet? Will the swimwear portion overshadow the court case? And how will Tom and Horton cope being in the same room as each other?

All this and more with Tex & Wil's next batch of nonsense clips from their haunted smart speaker (and Joseph's back too)

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We hope you've brought your compulsory catering contribution - we're off to Hengistbury this episode. Plus we find out about Bridget's childhood trauma and there's a surprise celebrity guest at the Mattress Awards.

More unprompted smart speaker clips, more mattress chat, more questionable references. Share the love and tell your friends about us.

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Is your smart speaker haunted?

Tex & Wil have been plagued by their possessed smart speaker blurting out random nonsense for several years, entirely unprovoked, and captured on a sleep recorder app in the dead of night. What started as some obscure silly sound bites seems to have evolved into a full story in an artificially intelligent world.

Join them and their friend, amateur sleuth Joseph Begley, as they listen back to the peculiar proclamations, and try to unravel the mysteries of the Mattress Universe.

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Episode 13, complete with 13 clips and released on the 13th of the month? We'd love to claim we planned it, but it all just fell into place...

Prepare yourself as Uncle Horton starts to get suspicious, there's an invasion of crickets and we finally learn what "we don't talk about Sarah" did to upset everyone.

Oh, and a very very heavy flapjack. Tasty!

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Another week, and more uninitiated clips from the smart spea... Attention! Would one of the mattress selling team please come to the management office immediately... Plus, there's ugly gifts being dished out and will Tom pull through?

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It's another episode of unprompted musings from Tex and Wil's smart speaker!

This week, the search for Uncle Horton intensifies, Joseph desperately hopes for an update on Tom the Mattress Man's condition and we learn about the market for novelty napkin rings.

Also, warning: there must have been something in the water the day we recorded this, judging by the number of lines that are unnecessarily sung through-out

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We're back with more smart speaker nonsense!

Feel like you're floating through life with no meaning? It's time for the overhaul you need with a set of new rules to live by. Tom's getting into altercations and trigger warning: this episode comes with great peril for one character

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