Beloved listeners!

We return after a brief hiatus with our arms laden with gifts for you! Two gifts to be exact, and they're both girlfriends. We would apologize for giving you terrible ones, but that's exactly what you signed up for. 

This week, we discuss the logistics of attending your girlfriend's wedding and the awkward conversations that happen when your girlfriend absorbs you and everything else in the known universe.

Listeners! Loves of our lives!

Another week, another girlfriend.

This week our earnest missive of love is brought to you with backing vocals from local demon son/sharp boy Oscar (Alex's) cat, who inspired us to yowl mournfully about the follies of curing bad tropes with dating, murderous plants, and girlfriends who want to be the very best, like no one ever was. 

To love them is our real test; to document their greatness is our cause.

Darling Listeners, 

We return to you again for another week of awful girlfriends who are both good at what they do and delightfully scornfully gay. 

Join us as we discuss the eroticism of 80's teen movie bullying, bad ladies who love rules and schedules, and how sometimes all a girlfriend needs is someone to be there for her while she rules with an iron fist. We got intimate with some tallboys and debated the pros and cons of murder as a bonding activity.

Dearest listeners,

This week our girlfriends are vicious and violent and love our bones more than they love us.

We talk about the women who live under our skin and the cruel femmes who are fanatics of fur. Once again, we raise our glasses to the beautiful rage of the spirit and dream about the many ways our girlfriends love to wreck us.

Hello, listeners!

On Wednesdays we wear pink, and on Thursdays we talk about our girlfriends.

This week we talk about the romantic allure of mean girls with sweet voices and the romance that lurks in the unfathomable depths of the ocean. We had a little bourbon and a lot of things to say about love, loving women, and the inevitable heartbreak of dating women who are too great and terrible to be tied down.

In our maiden voyage, we pen an impassioned love letter to some bad, misunderstood gals. Anna learns how to love. Alex shares her most special dream. Theme music by Ms. Loretta.