My Waking Nightmare

An experiment in travel podcasting, isn't totally...I mean, I wouldn't call it a complete failure. I just also wouldn't call it a...uh...I don't want to talk about it. Just skip to the next episode I think.

Go on a journey in finding out what Lawrence of Arabia could have been about if it was written by an 8 year old boy that had recently seen Finding Nemo...I think. It is an epic tale that has been sung for ages, ever since the movie released back in 1996. There is also an interview hidden in their somewhere, but the questions don't really make any sense (I blame Evan for that).

Listen in as Colton reads through a totally original list of cool amazing facts about Lawrence that he gruelingly crafted using his very own knowledge, because he is really awesome and is always prepared for everything ever. Colton also uncovers a conspiracy that may change our perception of history as we know it.

It's time to learn about Daud and Farraj, the two best characters in the movie (Farraj is better, but Daud is still pretty cool). We will discuss how cool they are. We will also talk about how they are the reason for most of the comic relief in the film. Also Jenkins sucks. Also poems.

In this episode, Colton goes over his hopes and dreams...in regards to the movie of course. He will also go through a very (and I mean very) rough synopsis of the film for anyone who hasn't seen it, but is still listening to the podcast for some reason.

Over the course of the next 10 years I will be watching Lawrence of Arabia (1962) 1001 times. Listen as I slowly regret my life choices more and more after each watch. I will talk about everything: break downs of the plot, how I despise the movie, my favorite and least favorite scenes, how I feel trapped in a never ending loop of torture, alternate universe versions of the movie, how I would do anything for the pain to end, the amazing music, and more! Join me to experience my waking nightmare.