SPOILERS AHEAD: It's the Christmas (or Solstice?) special! Lucas and Emily take a quick tour through Sarah J. Maas's Court of Frost and Starlight on their way to Silver Flame.

Spoilers ahead: And so, we shall go to war! Lucas and Emily talk about arguably the best ACOTAR book, Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Wings and Ruin.

SPOILERS AHEAD: What exactly does a mating bond smell like? Does Lucas finally come around on our favorite High Lord? Lucas and Emily discuss the back half of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Mist and Fury.

SPOILERS AHEAD: F.U. Tamlin! Emily and Lucas parse through Feyre's trauma and discuss the first half of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Mist and Fury.

SPOILERS AHEAD: It's finally here! Emily and Lucas discuss everyone's favorite illiterate wannabe artist in Sarah J. Maas's ACOTAR.

SPOILERS AHEAD: After a dreary detour through Alchemised, Emily and Lucas get back on track, reading about the steamy, steamy romance between everyone's favorite gay Greeks. Emily and Lucas read Katee Robert's Wicked Beautry.

SPOILERS AHEAD: We finally get one funny moment! If only that could make up for the 800 other depressing pages we read. Emily and Lucas discuss SenLinYu's excellent book, Alchemised.

SPOILERS AHEAD: We read the most depressing Harry Potter fan fic ever. Emily and Lucas discuss the first half of SenLinYu's Alchemised.

SPOILERS AHEAD: Cupid's arrow hits Lucas, and he finally finds himself liking an MMC. Emily and Lucas discuss Katee Robert's Electric Idol.

SPOILERS AHEAD: She may have maxed out her strength and constitution stats, but her wisdom and intelligence are severely lacking. Emily and Lucas discuss Penn Cole's Heat of the Everflame.