MYN Says

...or as we like to call it, Catnip for the Easily Offended. I raided the PCH vault for this one. Bask in the idiotic glory of some recently rediscovered tunes Mike and I wrote a few years ago. Strap in your earbuds and turn it up. You've been warned.

The sad tale of Kevin Gilbert and why Sheryl Crow is a rotten sack of garbage. Also, friends in need.

This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

Social media... the bane of our existence. And the one thing those damn Millennials have done right that my generation never figured out. Enjoy your wonderful sandwich. Oh, and a "live" treat.

This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

MTV committed such a music crime last weekend that my head is about to explode. I mean, a complete and total music felony. Plus, creepy dudes from the past walking amongst us - the truth revealed!

This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

What plagues America like no other plaguing thingy? No, not this show, smartass. Let's get un-stupid about bat flips.

This is MYN Says. Recorded with the MYN Secret Weapon microphone.

I'm back. Lots to get off my chest. For instance, would doing something awful to make the world a better place make you a horrible person? Oh, and a rant about people who think the earth is flat and why they are total morons.

This is MYN Says. Recorded on the MYN Secret Weapon Microphone.

What'd ya think? Silky smooth with a rich body, right? The highs are sweetly rolled off and the lows are so smoothly bold. Mmmm-mmmm. I don't sing at all (obviously), so if this mic can make me sound good, imagine what this baby could do with someone who has real pipes!

Meet the MYN-8412. This Mic features a clone of a vintage Neumann KM84 circuit adapted for LDC capsules. What's really cool is that this circuit is extremely close to the U87 circuit, but without the corrective EQ section created for 87-style capsules. When you use this circuit with a capsule like the installed RK-12, you get, well... you get a big, big sound. Run that circuit through a Cinemag transformer and you get a warm, buttery tone guaranteed to give you a serious case of the feels. Along with the circuit similarities to a vintage U87, the MYN-8412 also has the same sensitivity, approx (8 mV/Pa). I also modded it so that the low end goes deep.

This mic punches way, way above its price point. It is built with premium parts: WIMA and Kemet caps, Dale resistors and, the Cinemag 5722, a.k.a., the heart and soul of tone.

Getting some new Trailer-voice rig settings all dialed in.

Neve 1073 > SSL E series > Shadow Hills Mastering Compressor > LA2A

Let me tell you about the wildest 20 minutes of my life.

When the top ten hitmen face off in a last-man standing contest being bet on by some of the world's richest men, the only rule is to stay alive. And for retired assassin Johnny Dane, it means getting out of the business, doesn't mean getting out of the game.

From bestselling author Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff comes one of his most popular (and Parsec-Award winning) tales full of action and suspense as read by the author.

*This is the original serialized podcast version of N1B created way back in 2007. It differs from the published version currently in print.