Myopia Movies

Wilfred Brimley? In Star Wars? It happened in Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! After the bloodbath beginning, join us for magic, talking Ewoks, and Brimley calling kids beggars. 

How will Ewoks: The Battle for Endor hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matthew and Daniel

Panel: Charlie Rose

Directors Jim Wheat and Ken Wheat

This week we ruin a beloved franchise and ask the question, can pedophiles be heroes? We watched X-Files: I Want to Believe, or alternate title, X-Files: Where are the !@#$@#$!@ Aliens? 

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matthew

Panel: Candace

Directed by Chris Carter

This week on Myopia Movies, we open the vault to release the movie that makes you love the X-Files, so that next week we can cover the movie that made you hate the X-Files. X-Files: Fight the Future is tight, fast, entertaining and exciting. Someone who didn't watch the show could understand it, but the sequel? Oof. Anyway, enjoy the first movie, because next week may have some rage.

Host: Nic

Directed by Rob Bowman

Starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, John Neville, William B. Davis, Martin Landau, Mitch Pileggi, Blythe Danner, Terry O'Quinn, Dean Haglund, Bruce Harwood, Tom Braidwood

This week we end the year suffering for your pleasure. We watched The Star Wars Holiday Special where we learn that Chewbacca just kind of bails on his family for the entirety of the Skywalker Saga. 

How does The Star Wars Holiday Special hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Daniel

Panel: Candace, Nur, and Lauren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hH8rxarVG8

Directed by Steve Binder and David Acomba

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn that there was no need to make The Mean One, there had been a horror version of the Grinch since the year 2000. We watched How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Jim Carrey went through torture training for this role, but what could the audience do?

How will How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Matt, and Daniel

Director: Ron Howard

Starring: Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Kelley (the dog), Jeffrey Tambor, Christine Baranski, Bill Irwin, Molly Shannon, Clint Howard

This week on Myopia Movies, we get heavier. We watched Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, comin' in glory at the turn of the tide! 

How will Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers hold up for its 20th Anniversary?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Candace, and Lauren

Directed by Peter Jackson

In honor of the 20th Anniversary of the release of the The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, we are covering The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings and the Two Towers back to back. Will we make it? CAN WE SURVIVE? WILL IT MAKE ME WANT TO WATCH THE HOBBIT TRILOGY FINALLY?  WILL IT BE THE FARTHEST FROM HOME I HAVE EVER BEEN?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Charlie, Kellie

Directed by Peter Jackson

This week on Myopia Movies, in honor of the new TV show, we celebrate the Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer in a LucasFilm and Ron Howard classic. We watched Willow and the last thing we are going to want is a hairy chest!

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Daniel and Matthew

Guest: Charlie, Nur, and Candace

Directed by Ron Howard

This week on Myopia Movies, in honor of Tim Burton's Addams Family reboot, we watched the classic sequel to the classic 1990s movie, the Addams Family Values! Join us as we talk about the hilarious cast and a trip to summer camp!

Host: Nic

Panel: Jon and Daniel

Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

This week, in honor of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, we revisit Marvel Town. Now, the original Black Panther is too good for what we do here, so instead we visit the Ray Stevenson bloodbath that is Punisher: War Zone. Does this have torture? People bleeding out from axe wounds? Hell yea! Take that Disney!

Host: Nic 

Guests: Dan and Evan

Directed by Lexi Alexander