Myopia Movies

This week on Myopia Movies, we learned about the 'suck zone' without fear of reprisal. We watched Twister, in this stormy season, is this too on the nose?

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We just did all the Alien Movies)

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. The first one will come out next month and will be Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew

This week on Mission Briefing, we thought we were going to watch a crime thriller, whoops. We saw the Thomas Crown Affair!

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! 

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

Host: Jon

Panel: Daniel, Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, the world gets destroyed by some CGI! We saw 2012, John Cusack action hero? Sure, why not.

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We just did all the Alien Movies)

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. The first one will come out next month and will be Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

This week on Myopia Movies, we bomb the universe! We saw Terminator 3, the movie progressive enough to call its female villain the Terminatrix.

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We just did all the Alien Movies)

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. The first one will come out next month and will be Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

This week on Myopia Movies, it is Thursday the 13th, so we are watching something that is almost a Friday the 13th Movie, we saw Jason X! You know the one were Kane Hodder boldly plays TWO characters, Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason.

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We just did all the Alien Movies)

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. The first one will come out next month and will be Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

This week on Myopia Movies, we recast Captain Kirk and are just fine with it. We watched Star Trek 2009, the Beastie Boys are timeless!

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We just did all the Alien Movies)

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. The first one will come out next month and will be Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We just did all the Alien Movies)

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. The first one will come out next month and will be Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited). 

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer. 

This week on Myopia Movies, what are all these sexy teens doing in my Predator movie? We watched AVP Requiem, the one where the government finally tries nukes on these assholes. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone,we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair, chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched  “To Serve Man” and “The Dummy”

Kanamits, nine-foot-tall creatures from outer space, promise they have come to our planet, “above all things, to help the people of Earth.” They have no ulterior motive, they reassure: “We ask only that you trust us.” Which leads to The Twilight Zone’s darkest and most famous punch line. This episode is also notable for inspiring the aliens Kodos and Kang on The Simpsons.

It’s a battle of wills between Jerry (Cliff Robertson), a second-rate nightclub ventriloquist, and Willie, 24 inches of timber, who Jerry is convinced is alive. “He talks when I don’t talk. He tells jokes I’ve never heard before,” he insists to his long-suffering agent (a pre-Gomer Pyle Frank Sutton). Unsteadying expressionistic camerawork by director Abner Biberman anticipates which personality will win out with an absolutely creepy final shot.

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Matthew and Daniel

This week on the Myopia Movie Patreon exclusive episode, we complete the Alien Saga with Alien Covenant! Two Michael Fassbenders? Is this the best one?

Want to hear the whole thing? Join the Patreon! For just $5 a month, you can get the entire back catalog, an extra movie a month, and an extra Mission Briefing every other month!

In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere?  Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here (including Predator!)

Host: Nic