Lamont can't quit piddling with the yardstick. Does Anita have to pitch a fit to get him to stop? Go to www.myshirtmystory.com to see the shirt for this episode. Don't forget to subscribe to the show! Thanks for listening.

Lamont found a lunch leftover in his shirt pocket, it laid us out!  Go to www.myshirtmystory.com to see the shirt for this episode. Don't forget to subscribe to the show! Thanks for listening.

D I E T - It's no wonder the first three letters spell the word die!! What a hateful thing a diet is and all the things people will do to lose weight - from eatin' tape worms to taping your mouth shut! We·ll explain those and more. So weird, so gross. How can anybody lose weight when every time they go to the grocery store Little Debbie jumps in your buggy only for you to get to the car fast to rip one open!!! Go to www.myshirtmystory.com to see the shirt for this episode.

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It's hard to contribute when you're not into something. Lamont - not into backpacking Anita - not into foot sewing Go to www.myshirtmystory.com to see the shirt for this episode. Don't forget to subscribe to the show! Thanks for listening.

The Chill took me over and I just couldn't remember.  Go to www.myshirtmystory.com to see the shirt for this episode.

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