Episode 16-- A Fistful of Stupid:

The law is coming to the barbarous town of Buford Gulch, and its citizens are outraged. Their innocent lifestyles of murdering, stealing, tax-evading, and sheep-violating are at risk; and they don't plan on relinquishing their lawlessness without a fight. It seems there is only one way a town of cut-throats and scofflaws can stop the incoming sheriff from destroying their nefarious paradise...throw a hootenanny.

This episode is a bit more vulgar than our usual fare. Because of this, we are giving it an explicit rating.

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

We would love to hear from you!

-E-mail us at [email protected]

-Visit our blog at motmpodcast.com

Episode 15-- Rent-A-Cops:

The life of a condo Rent-A-Cop is not easy. Murder, drugs, prostitution, theft, loitering--these are all daily occurrences that weed out the weak and leave only the finest police officers on the beat. Rent-A-Cops follows two paragons of part-time patrolmen as they wipe their condo complex clean of crime and corruption--and enjoy a few donuts while doing it.

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

We would love to hear from you!

-E-mail us at [email protected]

-Or visit our blog at motmpodcast.com

Episode 14-- L.A. Dreams:

Aspiring actor Rob Robchase has decided to quit his dead-end six-figure job, abandon his family, and move to Los Angeles in order to pursue his life-long dream of becoming a Hollywood star. He enrolls in the "Brando School of Acting", hoping to hone his talents and catapult himself to the apex of Hollywood's A-list. Shortly after enduring his first day of Brando's "unorthodox" acting training, Rob is discovered by a director who has the ability to make all his dreams come true...or does he?

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

We would love to hear from you!

-E-mail us at [email protected]

-Or visit our blog at motmpodcast.com

Episode 13-- The Show From Hell:

Squint Westwood is a radio host who loves to discuss serious and important matters on his show, "Hard Talk." Unfortunately, his listeners are not even competent enough to discuss what they had for breakfast. Hippies, rednecks, psychopaths, a horny queen, and many other callers help to give Squint what really is...his show from hell.

This episode is a bit more vulgar than our usual fare. Because of this, we are giving it an explicit rating. Also, the views expressed by the moronic callers do not reflect the views of Doc, King, or Murphey.

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at [email protected]

Episode 12-- The Extreme Detectives:

Nitro S. and the Atomic Battleaxe, former tag-team wrestlers turned clueless private eyes, find themselves hopelessly entwined in a kidnapping caper when a "dame" strolls into their agency and requests help finding "her" brother. The case pushes the intellect of the two idiots to new lows, as they wander around the city in the hopes of locating and rescuing the kidnapped victim. Step aside Philip Marlowe, the grimy crime-riddled streets of the city are much...dumber with the Extreme Detectives on the beat.

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at [email protected]

Episode 11-- Mysteries of Missatucky:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to explore the mystifying mysteries of science-- the redneck way! So, move your pickup out of the front yard, crack open a Busch beer, and join our two backwoods and mentally blunt hosts as they explore the scientific reasoning behind one eyeball, Bigfoot, self-cannibalization, spontaneous human combustion, aliens,banshees, and more!

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb, The Monk.

We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at [email protected]

Preshow Podcast 5:

Join us as we celebrate recording 10 episodes in as many weeks! We figured what better way to celebrate ten episodes than to release our...top 10 episodes so far! Narcissistic? Us? What ever gave you that idea? Murphey, King, and Doc initially count down our conglomerate back five episodes then continue to give our individual top 5. Nothing beats complimenting our own lack of skill and ability on air!

Disclaimer: This is a preshow and is therefore not a regular episode. Our next full episode will be released soon!

Episode 10-- The New Employee: Who wouldn’t want to work for the Matador Corporation? As one of the world’s largest companies, it’s on the cutting edge of science and innovation. Matador products like hair-loss tonic, bear traps for kids, mercury silly putty, and plutonium-infused doll houses are sold by the thousands every day, and help Matador bring in quarterly gains of several billion dollars. It is even said that the workers are so committed to their job that no living employee has ever left the company—even most dead ones remain. So, when eager young Kevin Smith begins his brand-new job at the Matador Corporation, why is he so anxious to quit?

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

Production Assistance from MadAngus.

We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at [email protected]

Episode 9-- The Land of Fluff: Fluffy Land is in a state of unrest. After years of cuddly oppression, a band of revolutionaries decides to try to overthrow the good King Soulful and his deceptively snugly group of dignitaries... by popping their inflatable castle. The revolutionaries quickly learn, however, that such a seemingly simple task is more difficult than they had imagined. A world of gumdrops, pumpkins, fairies, magic trains, and tree giants awaits in the 9th episode of...Mysteries of the Mind.

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

Production Assistance from Guppi.

We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at [email protected]

Episode 8-- The Man Behind the Wall: Seth Stone is about to have his wishes come true. After purchasing a sweet and slightly roach-infested pad in the projects, he decides to show off the new digs to his friend, Bruce. They soon discover that the new apartment contains more than just rodents; a man has been living in the walls for 25 years. As gratitude for releasing him, the wall-dwelling "man-genie" grants Seth and Bruce any wish they want... but the two soon discover the classic cliche-- be careful what you wish for.

Players: KingPengvin, Murpheykid, Docontheweb.

Production Assistance from Guppi.

We would love to hear from you! E-mail us at [email protected]