Marissa goes to a new school, Kirsten takes a new path, Julie gets used to a new life.

A will gets read, a student and a teacher have an affair, a man gets beaten up in the ocean. Same old, same old.

Summer gets planning, Marissa gets kicked out, Kirsten gets Trasked.

California! Come to us! Trey is alive. Julie is a jerk. Jimmy is still here.

Erin and Kevin take a look back over a season of role-playing games and cults and pick apart everything that doesn't make sense.

It's all come down to this. Betty, Jughead, Veronica, and Archie play a game. Cheryl plays Betty. Third thing.

Betty gets tested, Archie gets involved, Jughead gets kid-friendly, Hiram gets so hard.

Betty goes tattoo hunting, Archie goes college hunting, Cheryl goes crown hunting, Jughead goes Gargoyle hunting.

Archie thinks he's bad again, Betty battles the cult again, Jughead deals with Kurtz again, Veronica helps Archie again.

Archie starts a fight, Betty starts a plot, Jughead starts a war, Veronica starts ruining EVERYTHING!