It's Jughead's birthday! Feelings run rampant and information is passed around like the alcohol these teenagers are drinking.

Archie is tempted away by a cabal of vampires who are unaware that robots can't be turned to their dark ways. Meanwhile, Veronica learns feelings and Betty lets other people do that work.

Riverdale returns with...fire? In an episode with baby showers and beating up teenagers, Kevin and Erin have their LONGEST EPISODE YET. How are these supernatural monsters ever going to get along? Is our fiction and the show fiction mixing in our minds? We'll never tell.

While talking over Riverdale with the special guest, Bryan Weir, it was revealed that Bryan made a timeline. So Kevin and Bryan try to figure out when and how everything happened in Riverdale. Join them.

With Riverdale still on break, Erin and Kevin take a trip to Neptune for some Veronica Mars. Veronica herself is taking a trip, a trip that lasts just long enough to solve her next case. Well, kind of solve it.

Erin and Kevin take a dip back into the OG teen drama, Beverly Hills, 90210, and try to figure out what was cool in the 90's. Also, their brother Bryan joins Kevin for a recap from someone who binged all of Riverdale and has thoughts of his own.

Everyone looks for Polly, Archie learns how to friend, and Veronica is THE WORST PERSON EVER.

Kevin and Erin take a break from Riverdale to discuss...Riverdale. And consuming entertainment, Garret Dillahunt, and other pop culture discussions

There's a break in the Jason case, Veronica has legal responsibilities, and Robo-Archie is trying to overcome his stage fright. Some of that is intense.

Come, come to the funeral at my Gothic horror mansion. Ignore the blood. Ignore the screams. Are we vampires? Why would you ask? Your skin looks very flushed today.