Mysterypedia

What up PARTY PEOPLE! AND NON-PARTY PEOPLE! What’s up ALL PEOPLE! The answer is NO you are NOT hallucinating, there is indeed a new episode of Mysterypedia!!!! And boy did we miss you all! In honor of spooky szn, Komal brings you all the super spooky tale of the Delphi Murders. And that's not all, this episode will all but guarantee you will be downloading snapchat quicker than you can say "Mysterypedia is my favorite podcast everrrrr" (which we have heard is a pretty common saying among you mysterpedia fans )! Now I know what you’re thinking...lol what why would I want to download snapchat? Well I sure am glad you asked! I know of a podcast that answers that question and MORE! Don't you worry though, to offset this creepy crawly tale, you will have master Kelsey and grass-eating Komal by your side! Grab your PSL and a bowl of your favorite cage-free grass and get ready to embrace your inner Edward Cullen! See ya in creep city!

Hello friends! Or should I say, bonjour copines! This week Kelsey gets international and tells the creeeeeepy story of the murders of the Dupont de Ligonnes family: a story about a man who loves his family....and has a bloody, very unloving way of showing it.  You know that they say! A life without wealth is not worth living....that's how the saying goes right?? I mean can you just imagine wearing clothes from non-designers? Just EW! (JK obviously lol) And, CLASSIC Kelsey being the trickster that she is,  had Komal rooting for the bad guy....until she realized it was the bad guy!  Fool me once, shame on you Xavier! This story has a special place in our hearts because it takes place in the Mysterypedia fan headquarters of FRANCE!!! That's right bois, FRANCE! Sit back, grab your french dictionary and get ready to translate because this episode is in pure French!! (This is a joke, Kelsey and I know absolutely 0 french) See ya in creep city!

Hello hello hello!!! Welcome back to the first  ONE PARTER after that amazing TWO PARTER! This week, Komal tells the creepy but slightly hilarious story of The Rake! Now I know what you're thinking, Komal, don't be dramatic! Rakes might seem a little intimidating but ya need them! How else are you going to rake up those leaves! Well, I would respond to that question by saying WRONG RAKE! This rake is a Cryptid who is not only unreasonably pale, but is slightly speedy, absurdly tall and has two gigantic rakes for hands! Thats right people, the rake will indeed rake up your lawn for the small price of.....your SANITY! Although, you might be thankful for having lost your sanity though after you hear how Rakes reproduce (I'll give you a hint...it involves french kissing AND a rake literally bursting out of a person! The duo that no one asked for) Now you may be asking yourself, "Wow, the Rake sounds amazing! Is he single?" and the answer is not for long!!! Word is Kelsey may or may not be playing match maker....and she heard the Bent Neck Lady is interested!!! Alright, thats enough spoilers for now! Sit back, relax and get ready to lose your mind! See ya in creep city!!

Well hello there friends! Nice to have you back! WELCOME TO THE SEASON FINALE OF THE STAIRWAY TO HELL! By season finale, I mean part 2.... but its the last part so you get it....its just a short season! As promised, Kelsey is back (and better than ever) and ready to finish up her stair hating, anti-nature, FREAKY DEAKY tales of a Search and Rescue worker. Not only will this story have you doing backflips (and backflips) (and more backflips), it will have you asking the no face man for his skincare routine (WHAT?) and contemplating if those late night food cravings are maybe (or maybe not) due to a Wendigo encounter! That's right, listening to this story will make you a gymnast, with a smooth face (who doesn't want a smooth face (with no eyes, mouth and nose?) who could have seen a legendary deer!! That's right, we are making miracles here at Mysterypedia! Alright alright alright, now is the time to stop reading, and get listening! Sit back, relax, and switch on your face for the day! See ya in creep city!

P.S: If you have not checked out episode 13: I'm on the Staiiiiirway to Hell (Part 2), we totally recommend you doing so before listening!

What up mah bois! Welcome back to your favorite place to be: CREEPY CITY! We missed you all as always my friends and are excited as ever to share some stories to haunt your dreams tonight! (kidding) (sort of) This week, Kelsey recounts part 1 of the chilling tales of a Search and Rescue worker: a story so creeeeeeepy that it has Kelsey contemplating the existence of ~aliens~ and portals to other dimensions (next step....ghosts??) Not only will this story have you joining my anti-stair revolution, contemplating if a "no- face man" can see and being thankful for your 9-5 office job (WHAT?), it will also prevent you from ever going outside again! Thats right everyone, stay inside! Our scientific opinion is that nature is BAD! (jk we love it but rlly be safe people the woods be crazy). Alright, I have given enough away (and also given nothing away?)! Sit back, relax, and grab your favorite mountain lion resistant headphones because your in for a doozy of an episode! See you in creep city!

Ah yes, thank you all for joining us today. We have gathered you all here today to SHARE SOME CREEPY STORIES! Welcome back to creep city friends! This week, Komal gets ~paranormal~ as she tells the story of the Black Eyed Children: some creep ass janky-eyed children who never seem to remember their cell phones and simply REFUSE to invest in some nice sunglasses! Oh and have eyes as dark as Kelsey's soul....or maybe a little less dark! As a bonus, you will find the answers to all the worlds most pressing questions! 1) Why is hitchhiking no longer popular? 2) WHY DID KOMAL HAVE NO TRICK OR TREATERS THIS YEAR??? One question is clearly more important than the other! Now I know what you're thinking....but Komal! Kelsey is a skeptic! Did you change her mind? Well my friends....you'll just have to tune in to find out if Komal's charming personality and killer jokes have made Kelsey a believer! Grab ya shades and see ya in creep city!

P.s. If you were wondering, yes we finally learning to count

Howdy partners! Back for another episode I see? How...shocking! Jk, we know ya love us (xoxo Gossip Girl!) This week, Kelsey gets all cryptic as she dishes out the details on all things cipher! Interested in deciphering an ancient and seemingly unbreakable cipher to learn some hot gossip? We got the Voynich Manuscript! Have you been looking for ideas for pranks that are just too big with too little reward (or could potentially result in winning 45 million dollars?)  We got Beale Ciphers! Looking for an incentive to have a  Da Vinci Code movie MARATHON? We got the Kryptos! Thats right folks, you want it, we got it! (cue the music) Sit back, grab your codices and get ready to work that brain! You're in for a puzzling episode! See ya in creep city!

P.S. Yes. If you are wondering if this episode description is a cipher, the answer is yes. 

P.P.S. Contrary to what we repeat multiple times in this episode, this is actually our 11th episode. We will get better at counting next episode!

Hi again friends! You're favorite science podcast is back...and somehow has been converted to a news podcast?? What can I say, we are renaissance women! This week, Komal tells the story of the Watcher, a middle aged, middle class, mid century CREEPO with the most useless life goal we have ever heard! And you know us, usually no judgment! But in this case, JUDGMENT. Tune in to hear Kelsey hate on Komal’s objectively amazing costume idea,  komal say the word “Youngblood” a billion times, and some reallllll creepy letters! Grab your costumes, check out your insulation, and get ready you spooky spooksters! See ya in creep city!

Hi friends!! WE ARE BACK and better than ever (hopefully)! And you know what that means... WE ARE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT SOME SPOOOOOOKY STUFF! This week, Komal tells the absolutely ~chilling~ story of the Incident at Dyatlov Pass - a story you won't want to pass on! (Didn't you guys miss these jokes????) And if that doesn't convince you, Dyatlov Pass may or may not be (but definitely is) the location of Kelsey's future honeymoon! And if THAT doesn't convince you, this story has literally everything! Yetis! Science! Komal mispronouncing "Katabatic" like 50 times! How could you NOT listen!? Kelsey, meanwhile, gives us the scoop on the "Birds aren't Real" conspiracy theory that will have you quacking up! Finally, some proof that bird watching goes both ways! Darn Big Brother! I always knew a bird pooping on my car was some sort of government vendetta! See ya in Creep City!

Hi there friends! This week, Komal's tells the bizzaro story of the Disappearance of Bryce Laspisa: a college student with a GPS that clearly does not work. Right about now you may be asking yourself, was he using Apple Maps? What other explanation could there be? WOW, how convenient that you are reading the description to an episode that discusses that very thing!!!! Kelsey, meanwhile, takes us to Mount Everest, her favorite geological feature in the "United States" where she tells the story of the Disappearance of Andrew Irvine and George Mallory: two climbers who quite literally vanished into thin air....like very thin air. Maybe after this episode we should name this podcast MysterPEAKdia. I know what you're thinking: Geez Komal, these puns are amazing, don't you Everest? The answer is no; I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans. :') Grab a blanket, a functional GPS and head on down to crazy town! See ya in creep city!