In our fifty-sixth Minute, the gals of Mystic Pizza boost Bill's work truck from the Peg Leg Pub parking lot and drive off into the night screaming along the words to R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Your usual Pizza Mystics are joined once again by producer Steve, giving you up to the minute (when it was recorded) info on the results of the Alabama special election, and the progress of their UberEats delivery driver. Not gonna lie, this one was a mess every step of the process.

Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our nifty fifty-fifth Minute, Jojo continues yelling at Bill and his boat, much to the delight of the gathered townspeople, and then we cut to her underneath his car outside the Peg Leg Pub. Your Mystic Pizza tour guides are joined once again by illustrious editor Steve Richardson for a discussion of the prevalence of the phrase "It's the 90's" in the 90's, and live election results from the now month old Alabama special senate race. Noted science expert Windsor explains sound.

Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our fifty-fourth Minute, the ladies of Mystic Pizza go for a stroll through the town center only to stumble across a recently rechristened boat with a certain familiar sea captain at the helm. In the less Mystic Pizza oriented portions of the show, Hulford and Windsor discuss the Year That Was, twenty seventeen, its barbecue-restaurant-discovery related highs, and its many non-slow-cooked-meat affiliated lows, may it rest in peace.

In our fifty-third Minute, Jojo unsuccessfully attempts to explore Bill's bathing suit area with her mouth in her parents' kitchen foyer, starting a household-wide cartoon-like fight in the process. After a two month hiatus, the boys are back in town, just in time to engage in a discussion of Dianetics, the Alabama special election, and tricking our editor into engaging in further unpaid labor for our benefit.

Mystic Pizza Minute returns from its hiatus for the new year, starting Monday, January 1st. New episodes will arrive every Monday and Friday after that. Adjust your schedule/podcast app settings accordingly.

Regular Minutes are still on hiatus until the new year, but in the meanwhile, please enjoy this original spooky Halloween story set in the Mystic Pizza universe, written by Mystic Pizza Minute hosts David Hulford and John Windsor. CONTENT ADVISORY: TOO SPOOKY FOR CHILDREN! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

In our fifty-second Minute, Bill refuses to make love to Jojo under the watchful eye of her parent's ceramic Jesus sculpture, but that doesn't stop Jojo for making another go of it as he heads out the door. It's halfway through the movie and halfway through the podcast, which marks the start of a two month hiatus here at the Mystic Pizza Minute. Steve joins us again to see us off, and we discuss the mechanics of having sex on memory foam mattresses, pet vaccine truthers, and current events in the world of dipping sauces. We'll properly be back January 1st, but watch this space for a piece or two of bonus content in the meantime.

Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our fifty-first Minute, Tim Travers turns Kat's awkward words into a perfect toast, while Bill and Jojo canoodle on the floor. Silent podcast partner Steve Richardson joins the crew again, to talk all about Indigenous rug burns, the National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984, and stumbling into another sex hole.

Special Guest: Stephen Richardson

In our nifty fiftieth Minute, Tim Travers serves his babysitter some wine and Kat shows him her fuzzy lump. Hulford and Windsor are joined once more by Dominique Holland, and discuss a proposed Taylor Swift themed action movie idea, how to make live lobster beer, and unfathomably large units of measurement.

Special guest: Dominique Holland

In our forty-ninth Minute, Tim Travers arrives home after a night of gambling to discover Kat putting on airs outside his home. Hulford and Windsor are joined once more by inaugural four-timers club member Dominique Holland, and together they discuss non-euclidean porch geometry, recurring Mary Kate & Ashley movie characters, and Trump's still ongoing football douchebaggery.

Special Guest: Dominique Holland