MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Software updates, a standing army needs something to do.

Sumo meets a listener from Australia. America is much weirder than she imagined.

New Orleans is black.

People get too invested in politics, Disney World is hyper-real.

America is a project to end the world.

NASA, JPL, sex magic and trying to summon the Antichrist.

Summoning gods to end the world.

Ultimately religion is about getting high.

Sumo goes to Disney World.

Refined nostalgia, Walt Disney, storytelling, if you change the story you change reality.

If you create the fiction hard enough then people believe it’s real.

Burning down Cinderella’s castle.

The America you think you’re saving was invented by Walt Disney.

World Fairs.

America’s 250 at Disneyland.

Going into the conspiracy theory itself. Walt Disney’s frozen head and SEO.

Conspiracy tours of Disney World, coming soon!

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Meat Proxies, technology and Sumo’s bad accents.

Peter Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris (the most unimpressive man who ever lived), gay people love the Golden Girls.

Descartes, knowing you exist, consciousness, Richard Dawkins gets his mind blown by A.I.

People are not going to get more sane.

The Plague in Russian and Tyler Swift’s new song.

You can do too much drugs.

Machinery of government, money and religious ritual.

What are rituals? Agency laundering, voting does nothing.

A machine suit on top of a human, arithmomania, census-taking, counting as a means of control.

Worry and OCD loops.

The Seal of Solomon, binding demons, soul-offloading algorithms.

Demon seals, circuit boards and emojis.

The story of Orpheus.

Sumo doesn’t plan anything.

Magic is fundamental to the universe, you stop it when you doubt.

Links

The Demonic Truth Behind Emojis

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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A social commentary. How to kill Nepalese people. Sumo gets a bit racist. Reality is opposite from what people will tell you. Customer service has never been higher.

Sumo gets into a car accident.

The frontline of the bullshit economy. Come slave away.

The problem is small business owners.

Jacob Rees-Mogg and British inbreeding. The English aren’t a race.

Ganesha Paganism with some Thor added on.

Italians and Irish aren’t super smart and there’s nothing wrong with being Turkish.

Sumo goes to Greece and introduces them to Coke floats.

Nothing written in Nepalese has ever mattered.

Candace Owns is (allegedly) a lesbian.

Matt Walsh has a gay beard.

Everyone’s taller than Ben Shapiro.

Race riots in France, again.

Having problems with new words or words in the wrong order? I’m still confused about this. 

Literacy is a spectrum.

War with Russia in the near future. Don’t worry about it. New words. Things will change.

Werner Herzog understands the world.

Links

How Aryan are you Quiz

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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Mercenaries are entitled, the Cinderella Effect and the 1KYAE, lindy-ness, prepping for triumph, why you can support the Deep State and the CIA.

Not since the Gospels has there ever been content this good!

Sumo is a Girl Scout.

Starseeds, give woo a chance. Treating America as a holy land.

Why is everyone insane and isn’t it lovely that they are?

Insane theories about the Lindsey Clancey trial.

The Salem Witch Trials.

What if this is a good psy-op?

Soddom and Gomorrah, revisiting the book of Tobit.

Interview with Frank Kidd

War is different now. Men’s adventure fiction. The “I’m not touching you” problem.

The CIA are the good guys.

Masculinity and how it relates to violence.

Westerns and how cowboys have always been woke.

Force teaming, doing things because you can.

The Mandan Indians.

Go out and have adventures!

Links

Onan the Librarian

Once Upon a Time in Argentina

Fire Belly Books

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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Classic movies, streaming slop, old movies are slow. We’re on a mission from God.

Hypercubes, Graham’s Number and math for the love of math.

Make us your priority.

Randomness and permutations, surrogate black men.

Biologists can’t do math, that’s why they’re biologists.

What Swedes are like.

Interview with Brad Kelly

Sewer’s, Brad’s books, lying about your ethnicity.

Faith and sin.

Xenopsychology.

Suffering, your worst experiences are the best for you.

Oil as a sentient organism.

And much, much more!

Links

The Earthen Dark

House of Sleep

Method and Madness Podcast

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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A whole new world. This is not a beginner conspiracy class. Shout out to the Odd Man Out and his podcast.

Introduction to advanced mathematics, duality and being in a relationship with math.

New interpretations of the Odyssey undiscovered for thousands of years.

How dreams work and why they’re cryptic.

The entire idea behind shadow work. Your conscious mind conforms to the super ego. The Lizard people is you.

The religion of the empire, they’re all gay pride flags. Pledging allegiance to the flag is gay.

What the empire wants, God wants.

We want to sell colloidal silver.

The smell of bleach loudly pointing to something.

Hypocrisy pays. People love hypocrisy. People don’t want to know the meanings of their dreams.

Agency laundering, confessing without confrontation. Your evil shines through when you’re compromised.

Dr. Fauci’s role in the AIDS crisis.

Innerstanding, what if you already know what’s true.

Deception is the organic will of the people.

Agamemnon was killed in the bath.

SIDS.

This is how conspiracies happen, not with a bang but with a whimper.

Links:

The Odd Man Out Podcast

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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The bizarre crossover of the Lord of the Rings and Star Trek.

Sumo published a new book full of pearls of wisdom, according to clams.

Leonard Nemoy vs William Shatner. Did Leonard Nemoy cause the death of J.R.R. Tolkien?

Happy MAPSOC International Women’s Day! Liquid modernity and yes, women are the problem.

Taking blame, is a collapsing fertility rate a problem?

Can’t Modern Monetary Theory pay for things? Money is a fiction that you made up.

What is Social Security?

No one ever learns anything and people never will.

Two choices imposed by reality, not the patriarchy.

The motherhood myth. Women are capable of profound manipulative cruelty and engage in it all the time.

Debunking the idea that women are victims of the porn industry.

The easiest way to make money isn’t always the most moral option.

Santa Claus and the three prostitutes.

The lesson of the persistent Golden Doodle.

Everyone is actually just selfish and this is why there’s no saving the West.

The future belongs to those who show up.

Liquid Modernity is actually the problem.

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Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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In the first half of the episode Sumo and Kavi talk about game poems while Sumo plays some in the background. There’s also talk about the Library of Babel, evolution, the universe and other fun stuff.

In the second half of the episode special guest and friend of the show Chad Wolf joins Sumo to talk about Christopher Nolan’s new Odyssey movie and how it’s a metaphor for World War 2 and the fall of Western Civilization.

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Follow Chad Wolf on X/Twitter

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Sumo’s New Book

Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

Available on Amazon Here

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Callin’ Oats and the last gasps of the early Web 1.0 Internet.

This is not a cult.

What are the backrooms? Playing videogames as if they were a musical instrument. Rooms with no purpose.

The difference between the pornographic and the erotic. Infinite choices that all go nowhere.

Anything you can perfectly know isn’t alive.

Pics or it didn’t happen. Urban legends and the concept of skin walkers applied to buildings.

Zoomer existentialism.

Let the hum be in your heart.

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Sumo’s New Book

Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

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Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery.

Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more!

The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery is and says some no no words is restricted to members only so we don’t get banned from everywhere.

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Sumo’s New Book

Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!

My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Genesis and the Gospels are one continuous story, and where God is a Mother rocking you to sleep, a Father crossing the room to hold you after you’ve scraped your knee.

Available on Amazon Here

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