Mystical/Cynical

Mystical/Cynical

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  • Ep. 19 - "Name Drop Soup"

    The boys solve imaginary problems, perform on air miracles, dive deep into the artistic intuition with a smattering of name dropping for the first hour, then spend the last half hour calling fans of the show to learn about them for a frickin' change. This week we talk with a lactation nurse in Austin, a nature conservationist in South Carolina, and... well... "Clifford".

    Recorded/edited/music by J. Carpenter

    Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    For Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.com

    For Daren, visit: www.realfunwow.com

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Ep. 18 - "Hotline Bling Ring"

    Daren and Jaymee kill it for 75 minutes with another banger of hilarity and  emotional depth, and spend the last chunk of time calling listeners they've never met to connect on air and spread some love. Feel good episode of the year alert! 

    Recorded/edited/music by J. Carpenter

    Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    For Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.com

    For Daren, visit: www.realfunwow.com

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Ep. 17 - "Season Three Jaymee"

    In this episode, Jaymee questions mother natures motivation and shares how he attunes himself to love when dealing with adversity. Daren shares his tips on how to trick your family into being vulnerable and learns (on air) what a circle jerk is. 

    Recorded/edited/music by J. Carpenter

    Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    For Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.com

    For Daren, visit: www.realfunwow.com


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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 16 - "Boomerfinger"

    Your trusted resource for post election analysis from people who don't matter the most!

    Recorded/edited and music by J. Carpenter

    Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    For all things Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.com

    For all things Daren, visit: www.realfunwow.com

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 15 - "You're Just A Glitch, Bitch"

    Daren feels this episode is a return to the energy and enthusiasm of Season One. TRANSLATION: Jaymee shares heartfelt information about how he deals with criticism, forgiveness and maintaining previously unfathomable levels of non-attachment in the stickiest of situations, and Daren interrupts every chance he gets with hilarious quips that make Jaymee laugh uncontrollably. 

    Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter

    *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE?
    contact: [email protected] for a free consultation

    *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. 

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    1 hr
  • Ep. 14 - "The Neverlands"

    Daren and Jaymee have an honest to goodness exploration of Tibetan Buddhist philosophy, art and parenting.

    Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter

    *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE?
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    *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. 

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Ep. 13 - "We Are Framily"

    This episode is a landmark in the shows history. It features Daren and Jaymee breaking through old emotional barriers that have previously led to the demise of the show. Find out why they now consider themselves "FRAMILY", and how the show must go on.

    Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter

    *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE?
    contact: [email protected] for a free consultation

    *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. 

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Ep. 12 - "Hacking God"

    Jaymee and Daren have one of their deepest conversations about family, artistic integrity, breaking generational habits, and how to go from "smoking cigarettes while taking drugs" to "working with tobacco while in sacred ceremony".

    Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter

    *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE? 
    contact: [email protected] for a free consultation

    *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. 


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    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep. 11 - "Art Prostitution"

    This one is really, really good... not by our standards, but by our projection of your standards, 100% guaranteed.

    Opening music by Jaymee Carpenter
    Closing song "Meds" by Rob Giles, produced by Jaymee Carpenter

    *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    *PSYCHOSPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP w/ JAYMEE
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    *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. 

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep. 10 - "I Don't Want To Hear From Anybody Unless They're Dead"

    This one had a plethora of titles to choose from. In Memoriam, here are the titles that didn't make it: "Rick Rubin's Bathwater At Erewhon", "Buffalo made the cocaine more beautiful than the waterfall", "Fake grass at the Gucci store", "A great year for skid row", "Tannins of B.O. and methadone", and "I know plenty of scientists". 

    *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical

    *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter

    *WANT TO BE MENTORED BY JAYMEE IN WEEKLY SESSIONS? CONTACT: [email protected]

    *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. 

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    1 hr 26 min

About Mystical/Cynical

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Hosted by Daren Magee and Jaymee Carpenter, this podcast is a humorous, sincere, and rare exhibition of male vulnerability and heart-warming friendship, attempting to establish harmonious…