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Ever wonder how millennial dads juggle fitness goals while indulging in the holiday spirit? Robb, one of our dedicated hosts, reveals his commitment to a grueling workout routine as he eyes an upcoming fight camp, proving that even amidst festive temptations, a balanced regimen is key. Meanwhile, I share my more relaxed approach, embracing the season’s indulgences while pondering those ambitious New Year resolutions that often fade by February. Together, we explore the thrill of lifting heavy weights, the surprising endurance developed through sparring, and the importance of proper technique to avoid injuries, especially for someone like Robb who's not exactly in his early twenties anymore.

But it’s not all sweat and muscle. Our conversation takes a fantastical turn as we dive into the whimsical realm of ghosts and afterlife beliefs. From purgatory's spiritual limbo to the reincarnation cycles of Hinduism, we muse over how these concepts fit into the narrative of different cultures. We also imagine playful interactions between gods and demons, from Christian figures mingling with Japanese spirits to the mythical gatherings of Hades and Hela. These light-hearted discussions offer both laughs and intriguing insights, as we speculate on how religious figures might perceive their modern-day followers.

As the episode unfolds, we share our thoughts on setting realistic health goals and the privilege of managing a sustainable routine, whether it’s through meal tracking or finding humor and positivity amidst life's chaos. We chat about reconnecting with our roots through language, the art of brewing, and ink, and even the unpredictable winter weather that adds its own challenges to our routines. Along the way, we sprinkle in some dad jokes and musings on state names and pronunciation quirks, ensuring listeners leave with smiles and maybe even a few new resolutions of their own.

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Is it ever appropriate to say "God bless you" when someone sneezes in a bathroom stall? Join us for another hilarious episode of Nacho Average Padres, where Ryan and Robb kick things off with this eyebrow-raising query. We dive into the world of awkward restroom etiquette and champagne-induced hangovers, reminiscing about how they seem to hit harder now that we're older. The laughs don't stop as we recount personal anecdotes, contrasting the severity of champagne hangovers then and now, before plunging headfirst into a light-hearted debate about bathroom manners and privacy.

As parents to young athletes, summer is anything but a break. We discuss the chaos that is managing multiple kids in different sports, the challenges of overlapping schedules, and the unique struggles of coaching roles within the family. With stories about summer camps, weekend activities, and the financial strain of extracurriculars, we paint a vivid picture of the hectic yet rewarding summer schedules. We also touch on the importance of maintaining personal, non-negotiable routines like work, gym time, and setting boundaries, even in the busiest times.

Nostalgia takes center stage as we reminisce about the band Hanson and their surprising longevity in the music industry. From their iconic hit "MMMBop" to their current status, we marvel at their transformation over the years. The conversation then shifts to generational shifts in slang and cultural trends, the influence of social media on kids, and the marketing tactics aimed at younger generations. Wrapping it all up, we reflect on the absurdity of addictive content for children and share our gratitude for the continuous support from our listeners. This episode is packed with humor, nostalgia, and relatable millennial dad moments you won't want to miss!

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What if staying fit could transform not only your body but also your relationship with your kids? Join Ryan and Robb as they share their passionate journeys through weightlifting and martial arts, revealing how physical activity has become a cornerstone of their fatherhood experience. From the sense of accomplishment in lifting heavy weights to the mental clarity brought by martial arts, they discuss the vital role of fitness in keeping up with their energetic children and the humorous reality of aging aches and sudden awareness of one’s own breathing.

Balancing physical wellness with emotional openness is no small feat, especially when the expectations around fatherhood are evolving. We dive into the shift from traditional stoicism to modern emotional availability, underscoring the shared economic and emotional responsibilities with our spouses. Personal anecdotes highlight the importance of breaking free from outdated norms and embracing a more expressive, communicative approach to parenting and self-care, fostering stronger family bonds and healthier relationships.

In a world where social complexities and generational differences create unique challenges, understanding and empathy become key. We explore how family gaming sessions can bridge gaps and create lasting memories, as well as the pressures of navigating societal expectations and social media's influence. Through candid discussions, we stress the necessity of viewing the world through a compassionate lens, respecting diverse perspectives, and finding humor in the absurdity of everyday life. This episode promises a rich conversation on seamlessly integrating physical activity, emotional well-being, and modern parenting dynamics.

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Ever found yourself scratching your head at the latest kid craze your little one can't stop talking about? Well, grab your headphones, because on the latest Nacho Average Padres podcast, Robb and I are diving into the perplexing world of "Skibidi toilet" and other viral sensations that have us chuckling and bewildered. We're peeling back the layers on these trends and drawing lines to the ones that had us hooked as kids, all while marveling at how the web has put these fads into hyperdrive.

Remember when YouTube was a fledgling dating site? Fast forward, and it's a cultural cornerstone shaping our world. We're talking about its evolution and the rollercoaster of tech entrepreneurship—how a simple idea can skyrocket to success and change hands for a fortune. Join us as we explore the dreams and drive of icons like Zuckerberg, J.K. Rowling, and Lady Gaga, whose stories are as compelling as their achievements. This conversation isn't just about success; it's about the relentless spirit that powers it.

For a touch of nostalgia mixed with modern musings, we're reminiscing about timeless talents like Christopher Walken and the age-old practice of writing checks, comparing it to today's digital banking. Then, prepare to chuckle over Robb's curious CVS escapades, which lead us down a rabbit hole of financial security and the comical quirks of our everyday spending. So kick back, relax, and let's navigate the hilarious twists and turns of millennial dad life together—only on Nacho Average Padres Podcast!

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Welcome back fellow Padres and friends. This time the boys, Ryan and Robb, talk about Mother's Day. Traditionally on this podcast we talk about how important the millennial Dad is, but we're taking a backseat and celebrating all Moms that put up with us. We even talk about tattoos and pro tips on pissing off your mother. Grab a chair and listen to a great episode dedicated to Mother's Day. Did he seriously get a tramp stamp?

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Hey fellow Padres and friends! The Padres, Ryan & Robb, talk about the toys they grew up with another fellow millennial dad. They get into the hardships of finding toys back in the day, the easy accessibly nowadays that our kids grow up with, and what we collect for our displays. Not to mention the wild imaginations we had, toy guest appearances, and then there's Ryan talking about that one show he grew up with. Any fathers out there have a favorite toy growing up with? Oh man, Robb is outnumbered on the Dad Jokes this time.

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It has been a whole year since the Nacho Average Padres podcast started its journey and both Ryan & Robb are looking forward to the next one and beyond! The boys get into what they've talked about over the year and even chat about what they look forward to with the podcast. Cheers to the podcast's 1 year anniversary and thank you all for listening to our podcast. Hope you enjoy this episode and the many more to come.

Any fathers out there with kids that have a weird bathroom routine? Wait, what about Peter Pan?

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Welcome back to another episode folks! We are now in the season of love this February and today is Valentine's Day. Ryan and Robb get into their Valentine's Day traditions, real meaning of the day, and hatred towards baking sweets? Listen in on how this bizarre episode goes from a day of love to a stubborn refusal to baking ANY dessert. Dubbing the new hashtag, #Iwaiverfornocookie.

Any fathers out there get their special someone a gift today? Also, where can I get small drinks from?

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Are you fat? Do you want to lose weight? Fad Diets are the topic the boys get into on this episode. Now we are no medical professionals, at all. But we have tried some of these fad diets and equipment that we discuss. We give our opinion on them but bottom line is that some work, some don't. Those are the facts, but it depends on YOU if they work or not. Listen in as the boys hilariously dive into this take on fad diets and what they're currently doing to keep the weight off. Wait...did he just bring up golf?

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Hey fellow Padres and friends! It's been a while, like too long. The boys, Ryan and Robb are back with a brand new episode for 2023! Of course, with a brand new year comes brand new resolutions. Listen to what the boys think about them and how you can relate. Cheers to all you Millennial Dads out there and Happy New Year! Wait...did he just say to eat two pizza pies?

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