Myke FINALLY gets a chair, Kermit recants about what it was like working with Jay Mohr and Brendan Schaub, Myke talks about his trip to Key West and killer coconuts, the boys answer the tough question "What's in a Pina Colada?", Sensei Kermit lets Myke's minions audit a class.

Kermit and Myke discuss unfortunate "accidents", childish pranks, bad dating advice, Kermit's fear of hypnosis, and the mutant animals of Lake Eola.

Kermit and Myke discuss Kermit's humiliating defeat in a recent roast battle and what it was like to be the opening act for a puppet. Manspreading. Myke gets mugged by the Florida Department of Education. The guys discuss their opposing views on loaning money and collecting debt. Myke opens up about his time working for Disney and claims to be the inspiration behind Toy Story 2.

Kermit & Myke discuss soccer, men's room attendants, gyms, and pizza preferences.

Kermit and Myke discuss Kermit's up-coming roast battle, Myke's week-long tour with Michael Winslow (Police Academy, Spaceballs, Gremlins) and Dustin "Screech" Diamond (Saved By The Bell), why you should never trust old people, Kermit gets booked to open for a racist puppet, Myke visits the world famous CLERMONT LOUNGE in Atlanta.

Kermit and Myke discuss their biggest fears, dream jobs, Winter Olympics, and how Myke's 4-year-old son is a hack.

Kermit and Myke discuss Kermit's "Handiness" in the bathroom, Flying, Kermit getting a gun license, and the time Myke almost found a dead body.

Kermit & Myke discuss Valentine's Day, Syllables, BS Martial Arts, and Kermit's "Specialness".  

Kermit & Myke discuss the Super Bowl, competitive eating,  Myke’s winless fight record, and why Kermit was probably the worst Best Buy employee of all time.

Kermit & Myke discuss Harry Potter, Invader Zim, songs that white people love, Myke's horrible diet, and a few of Kermit's careers.