Nailing History

Send us Fan Mail

In this episode of the Nailing History Podcast, Matt, Jon, and special guest Emily M. strap in for a wild ride down memory lane—quite literally! They dive into the infamous OJ Simpson Bronco chase like investigative historians armed with puns and plenty of caffeine.

Emily M., our guest sleuth, brings a fresh perspective to the events of that infamous day, wondering aloud if OJ could have made better getaway vehicle choices—perhaps a sports car for extra speed?

As they dissect the chase, they ponder the crucial questions: Did OJ's escape plan involve more than just freeways? Could he have been chased by paparazzi instead of police? And why didn't he stop for a bathroom break during those five hours?

Jon, always the skeptic, suggests OJ was just looking for a drive-thru open late, while Matt theorizes OJ was actually practicing for his next role in a Hollywood blockbuster.

Throughout the episode, they expertly balance humor with historical accuracy, weaving in anecdotes about OJ's glove fiasco and the cultural impact of this bizarre moment in television history. Emily M. keeps the laughs coming with her spot-on impressions of news anchors trying to fill airtime.

By the end, they conclude that OJ's Bronco chase wasn't just a footnote in history—it was the ultimate slow-speed car chase that united a nation in front of their TVs, popcorn in hand, and forever etched in the annals of pop culture.

Tune in to this hilarious episode of the Nailing History Podcast for a crash course in car chases, celebrity scandals, and the unbreakable bond of three podcast hosts over a love of nailing down history with a dash of humor!

Send us Fan Mail

Welcome back to the Nailing History Podcast, where Matt, Jon, and Emily are continuing their world-class coverage of the Simpson Saga. If you thought part 2 was the end, it's only the beginning!

Back due to most popular demand, we're digging into the days leading up to the infamous Bronco escapade. Picture this: O.J. Simpson, the Juice himself, is supposed to turn himself in. But instead of quietly surrendering like your average suspect, he decides to go full Houdini and disappears. Cue the nationwide manhunt!

Meanwhile, Kato Kaelin, the accidental star of O.J.'s guest house, is living his best life—partying, ordering pizza, and giving interviews like he's auditioning for People's Couch Potato of the Year.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of O.J.'s disappearing act, the media frenzy, and why every news station suddenly became a 24/7 O.J. channel. Because when life gives you a murder suspect on the run, you grab your popcorn and tune in to Nailing History!

Send us Fan Mail

In this delightful episode of "Nailing History" with Matt and Jon, the duo takes a lighthearted look at Matt's endeavor to tackle the 100 Civics Questions for the U.S. Naturalization Test, while also catching up on Jon's ongoing adventure in acquiring his Italian citizenship.

With Jon's encouragement, Matt bravely recounts his experiences navigating through the questions, and it's evident that his journey has been quite the learning curve. As Jon listens intently, Matt's responses range from amusingly off-the-mark to surprisingly insightful.

From stumbling over the dates of historical events to mixing up the roles of government branches, Matt's journey through the questions is peppered with moments of confusion and humor. Yet, amidst the mishaps, there are also moments of genuine curiosity and discovery as Matt explores facets of American history he hadn't encountered before.

As Jon provides gentle guidance and additional context, the episode becomes a charming exploration of learning and laughter. Together, Matt and Jon prove that even in the face of a challenging test, there's always room for a good-natured chuckle and a newfound appreciation for the complexities of history.

And as a delightful bonus, Jon shares an update on his own quest for Italian citizenship, regaling listeners with tales of bureaucratic hurdles and unexpected discoveries along the way. With each twist and turn, Jon's Italian Odyssey continues to captivate and inspire, reminding us that the pursuit of citizenship is a journey worth savoring.

Join "Nailing History" as Matt and Jon embrace the joy of discovery and camaraderie, showing that sometimes, the most memorable lessons are learned with a smile, and that citizenship, whether in the U.S. or abroad, is a journey that's as rewarding as it is enriching.

Send us Fan Mail

In the riveting second (and final) part of the Special Edition "Nailing History" Series, hosts Jon and Matt, alongside special guest Emily M., delve deeper into the OJ Simpson case. From the infamous trip to Cabo to the fateful night of the murders, no stone is left unturned in this captivating episode.

As they explore the events leading up to Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman's tragic deaths, Jon, Matt, and Emily navigate through the complexities of OJ's relationships, his celebrity status, and the mounting evidence against him. Jon still can't resist throwing in a few outlandish theories, while Matt struggles to comprehend the gravity of the situation.

Through Emily's expert insights and historical context, the trio pieces together the timeline of events, shedding light on the trial's most pivotal moments. But just when they think they've reached a conclusion, new twists emerge, leaving them grappling with the intricacies of one of history's most infamous cases.

Join Jon, Matt, and Emily as they unravel the mysteries of the OJ Simpson saga in this gripping installment of "Nailing History." You won't want to miss a minute of the drama, intrigue, and occasional comedic relief!

Send us Fan Mail

In this episode of "Nailing History," hosts Jon and Matt are joined by the insightful Emily M. to delve into the events leading up to and including the (alleged) murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, and OJ Simpson's "potential" involvement. Part 1 takes us from the early days of OJ and Nicole, up until Nicole moves into the infamous condo on Bundy Drive. Things take humorous turns as Jon and Matt realize they might not be as well-versed in the case as they thought.

As they stumble through the events leading up to Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman's tragic deaths, Jon confuses OJ Simpson with other famous figures, and Matt offers offbeat theories about how it all went down. Emily patiently guides them back on track, providing crucial context and facts amid the laughter.

Despite the occasional detour into silliness, Emily manages to shed light on the complexities of the case, leaving Jon and Matt eager to explore more in Part 2. Join them next time as they continue to unravel the twists and turns of the events that occurred 30 years ago!

Send us Fan Mail

In this uproarious episode of "Nailing History," Matt and Jon delve deep into the quirks and curiosities of the past, delivering laughs and enlightenment in equal measure!

The antics kick off with Jon's eagerly awaited update on his recent internet upgrade. With the enthusiasm of a tech guru and the humor of a seasoned comedian, Jon regales listeners with the saga of his battle against sluggish download speeds and the triumph of blazing-fast broadband. Picture Jon wielding a router like Excalibur, vanquishing digital dragons and ascending to the throne of cyberspace supremacy. Matt can't help but chuckle as Jon spins his epic yarn, weaving tales of router resets and modem mishaps into a tapestry of technological triumph.

But wait, the fun is just getting started! Next on the agenda: the eyebrow-raising revelation that parents once had the option to mail their kids through the post office. Matt and Jon dive headfirst into this bizarre slice of history, imagining the chaos of kids popping out of mail slots like oversized jack-in-the-boxes and postal workers scratching their heads in bewilderment.

And if that weren't enough, the hosts uncover a conspiracy theory that'll make your head spin faster than a dial-up connection. Brace yourselves, because it turns out Helen Keller might have been a communist! Matt and Jon dissect the evidence (or lack thereof) with their trademark wit and irreverence, imagining Keller leading a revolution with nothing but a typewriter and a fierce determination to stick it to the bourgeoisie.

Throughout the episode, Matt and Jon keep the laughs coming with their infectious banter and insatiable thirst for historical absurdity. So buckle up, dear listeners, because "Nailing History" is about to take you on a wild ride through the weirdest and wackiest moments the past has to offer!

Send us Fan Mail

Welcome to "Nailing History," the podcast where Matt and Jon hammer down on the quirkiest moments of the past while trying not to nail their own feet to the floor! Today, we've got a special treat for you listeners – our first in-studio guest, the one and only Mark C.!

We kick things off with our segment "This Week in History," and it's a doozy. We're talking about Barry Bonds smashing the homerun record, but somehow, we end up knee-deep in Jon's little league glory days. Turns out, he was the Babe Ruth of the sandlot, folks. Who knew?

Next up, we dive into Italy ditching the crown and going full-on republic. Did they just wake up one day and say, "Ciao monarchy, hello democracy"? We discuss the transition over some imaginary spaghetti and meatballs.

And then, hold onto your fedoras, because we're decoding the true meaning behind the Cherry Poppin' Daddies' hit, "Zoot Suit Riot." Turns out, it's not just a catchy tune; it's a historical manifesto disguised as swing music. Mind blown, right?

But wait, there's more! We veer off into a tangent about our favorite Weird Al songs because why the heck not? "Amish Paradise" or "White & Nerdy"? Tough choice.

And last but not least, we're serving up the story of Cleveland's legendary marketing fail: Ten Cent Beer Night. Picture this: baseball, beer, and a recipe for disaster. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well. Let's just say, it's a miracle they didn't start selling helmets along with those brews.

So grab your time-traveling goggles, folks, because "Nailing History" is about to take you on a wild ride through the annals of time – one laugh at a time!

Send us Fan Mail

Get ready to roll your eyes and roll on the floor laughing with Matt and Jon in this episode of "Nailing History." Matt proudly flaunts his shiny new podcasting gear, leaving Jon green with envy. But instead of upgrading his own setup, Jon chooses to wallow in jealousy while clinging to his ancient microphone with a missing pop filter, and let's not even mention his perpetually glitchy internet connection.

Amidst Jon's passive-aggressive sighs, the duo plunges into the dramatic trial of Adolf Eichmann. Matt's enthusiasm for the topic is only matched by Jon's eye-rolling at Matt's insistence that Eichmann's downfall was his fashion sense rather than his heinous crimes.

As they transition to discussing the oil strikes in Persia, Jon can't help but mutter about how he could've been swimming in pools of money if he had Matt's luck with equipment upgrades. Meanwhile, Matt's dreams of a Persian oil jacuzzi are quickly dampened by Jon's sobering reminder of the geopolitical complexities involved.

And just when Jon's internet connection threatens to sabotage the entire podcast, they tackle the Byzantine Empire's fall. Matt's harebrained theories about olive oil shortages draw a chuckle from Jon, who's secretly grateful for the distraction from his buffering screen.

So join Matt and Jon for an episode filled with historical insights, tech envy, and a healthy dose of internet-induced frustration. Because when it comes to podcasting, sometimes the real drama happens off-mic!

Send us Fan Mail

In this episode of "Nailing History" with Matt and Jon, brace yourself for a whirlwind tour through the corridors of the past with a generous sprinkling of adult humor!

First up, Jon regales us with tales from his recent jaunt to Ol' George Mason's mansion. But hold onto your tricorns, because this wasn't your run-of-the-mill historical tour. Jon's escapades had more twists and turns than a historical soap opera, complete with unexpected encounters that even surprised the ghost of Ol' George himself. Who knew historical tourism could be this adrenaline-pumping?

Next, in our "This Week in History" segment, we delve into the eyebrow-raising partnership between Italy and Germany during WWII. Forget about geopolitical strategy; it's all about the drama when Mussolini and Hitler join forces. Will their bromance stand the test of time, or will it crumble faster than a sandcastle at high tide?

But wait, there's scandal aplenty! We take a juicy detour into the love life of Jerry Lee Lewis and his eyebrow-raising choice for a second wife. Let's just say, when it comes to marrying your cousin once removed, it's less "Great Balls of Fire" and more "Great Balls, What Were You Thinking?" Spoiler alert: things don't end well for Jerry Lee. Turns out, even rock 'n' roll legends can't escape the consequences of their questionable decisions.

And in a shocking twist, we discuss a certain president's brazen move to tamper with the Constitution by ditching the writ of habeas corpus. Because who needs legal safeguards when you've got presidential power and a penchant for constitutional gymnastics? Let's just hope this episode doesn't become exhibit A in a future impeachment trial.

Last but certainly not least, we take our first fan phone call! And before you ask, no, it wasn't our dear old moms. Turns out, our listeners have more burning questions about Jon's adventures than we ever imagined. History buffs, prepare for scandalous shenanigans and a healthy dose of irreverent humor from your favorite podcast hosts!

Send us Fan Mail

Get ready to hammer down on history's quirkiest tales with a comedic twist on the latest episode of "Nailing History"! First up, we're unpacking the bimetallism brouhaha, where economists threw more shade than a parasol on a sunny day. Dive into the debate where gold and silver clashed harder than rival sports teams, leaving us wondering if they were really arguing over who had the shiniest bling! We touch on the surprising economic allegory hidden within the beloved classic, "The Wizard of Oz". While most know the story as a whimsical journey through the Land of Oz, few realize its deep connection to the contentious bimetalism debate that swept through late 19th-century America.

Then, brace yourself for a blast from the past with cyber shenanigans starring the "I Love You" virus, the original internet heartbreaker. We're talking about a virus that spread faster than gossip at a family reunion, leaving computers lovestruck and users scratching their heads. Who knew a simple "I love you" could cause so much chaos? Cupid would be proud!

And last but certainly not least, we're jamming to the tunes of Bob Marley and his musical mayhem. From reggae rhythms to rebellious anthems, Marley's music was the soundtrack of a generation. But hold onto your hats because we're also diving into the conspiracy theories surrounding his death. Who needs facts when you have wild speculation?

Tune in to "Nailing History" for a history lesson like no other – where we're not afraid to hammer out the laughs and nail down the truth, one hilarious tale at a time!