Nanobrew - Small Business Shenanigans

The gang has two special guests in the studio this week: Pete Farrar of Water Performance Technology and Dave Sommers of Mad Mushroom Pizza and US Pizza Team fame.

Pete talks about yelling at children, Dave tells stories of worldwide pizza competitions, Jason talks to his crew passively aggressively about why he hates them, Mike brings up the time his wife called Jason a pussy, and Molly brings the haterade on employees that can't get their asses to work on time. Bryan got stumped at the end but I cut it because it got rather dirty rather quickly (you're welcome, Mom). However, the word "pussy" is used about 15 times in a few minutes at the end (sorry, Mom).

This week the gang chats about The Ballpark Dress Code. Mike mumbles a lot, Bryan incriminates himself, Jason talks about his love for Galaxy Quest, and guest Brent talks about his life on the road as a musician.

I tried to cut out some of the cuss words, but I (mostly) gave up. Sorry, mom.

The gang teaches you how to take your restaurant from good to great while going through all the usual shenanigans - Old Business, Art in Your Face, Guilty Pleasure of the Week, Wendy's Beef of the Week, and Stump the Brewer. We welcome frequent guest Sarah Burns back on the podcast on the 2nd half of the show, Jason gives a speed reading lesson, Mike brings everyone up to speed on Handmaid's Tale and continues his beef on John Green, and Molly tells a story of when she shotgunned two cans of beer before a Fleetwood Mac concert.

Jon Couch comes on the podcast to talk about our May the 4th be with you celebration as well as X-Wing and other Star Wars-based games. The Nanotip revolves around identifying the competition for your business, Jason beefs on the word "nerd," the gang puts up $30 to see John Green punch Mike in the face, and Bryan loses Stump the Brewer just like every other week in history.

The gang welcomes Andrieu from Hubbard & Cravens and he mesmerizes us about coffee knowledge from roasting science to the origin of the decaffeination process. Jason talks about the most important trait of entrepreneurship, Bryan fills us in on the masterpiece that is Kung Fury, Mike behaves himself surprisingly well, Brandon gets lucky, and Molly and Komal save the bees.

I apologize to my mother for all the cuss words and inappropriate jargon. I didn't get to edit this episode so double sorry if there are some really explicit stuff in here.

The gang has one of their best shows ever - mainly because I talk a lot. We discuss participation trophies, the x-men, and turning your weaknesses into superpowers. Komal gets muted several times for not following the rules, Mike thinks The New Girl is the greatest show ever made, Jason beefs on people bringing their 7-year olds to R-rated movies, and Molly tells a story about how she makes children cry.

In this episode of Nanobrew, it's a five against one battle royale as Jason compares college diplomas to participation trophies (I have the grade inflation data to back that up, btw). Brandon tells another tall tale about meeting Gordon Ramsay, Jason beefs on Komal walking in traffic without looking both ways, Mike recounts the time someone in Tennessee once tried to sell him children, and Komal tells us that her 90-year old grandpa is a big fan of the podcast. Shout out Komal's grandpa!

As always, we're rated earmuffs for explicit language. We say bad words. Sorry, mom.

Sorry this episode is a little late, there was an upload error.

The gang welcomes Director of Franchise Sales Komal and COO Molly to the podcast and they prove to be just as foul-mouthed as the rest of the group. The NanoTip today revolves around why it's important to sacrifice momentary discomfort for long-term gain. In other words, the reason most people don't see improvement in their co-workers is because they don't take the time to call them out on their shit.

James from Kitto Insurance stops by the podcast to join in on the normal small businesses shenanigans. Jason talks about Lady Bird and how no one ever changes and never will, Bryan threatens to blow up the brewery, Mike beefs on olives and mumbles a lot, and Brandon didn’t contribute much because he’s still made we don’t believe his story that Creed sent him to Space Camp in 8th grade.

I didn't have time to edit out much in the second half of the show so in case we said something really naughty, I apologize profusely to my mother.

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If it did, you've accidentally stumbled upon small business shenanigans without much of a direction. In this episode, Jason's Nano Tip involves social media marketing, Mike professes his love for Natalie Portman, Bryan is easily angered during Stump the Brewer, Brandon told another bullshit story that nobody believes.

As always, I apologize to my mother for knowing these people.