Technically, the product is called Epic Salmon Fillet Smoked Maple Strip, but we're just gonna call it jerky. Is it suitable for survival? For dog consumption? 

Exercise your bear privilege and find out all the answers on another fishy episode...

Enjoy Salmon Jerky!

Saskia throws herself on the sword for this one. Amanda tells lies about her use of the F-word. Strong opinions about raisins are revealed.

Enjoy Dried Canteloupe!

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This episode features the tricky-ass "BeanBoozled" box, a mix of normal flavors with nasty look-a-likes. It's all fun and games when you're sampling a possibly-toothpaste-flavored jelly bean, but things get really real when Amanda and Saskia move into the uncharted flavor territory delivered by the unholy sadists at Jelly Belly. Sorry in advance for the screaming.

Enjoy Jelly Belly BeanBoozled!

Another snack with Slimer-like qualities from across the pond? 

Enjoy Mushy Peas!

Could they not think of a longer name for this product? 

Join the bean revolution.

Enjoy Beanitos Baked White Bean Mac N' Cheese Crunch!

Amanda and Saskia discuss fart taxonomy, a proposed podcast about adhesives, and their shared confusion over this snack.

Enjoy Gummy Pickle!

Amanda and Saskia delve into the world of holiday foods in this very special end-of-year episode.

Enjoy Holiday Feast!

Amanda employs her understanding of periodic table elements as they apply to nutritional recommended daily values. Saskia unleashes her French accent for a very special pronunciation of her favorite soft drink. The whole thing gets derailed by a discussion of an old Nickelodeon show called "Today's Special."

Enjoy Churro Nuggets!

What do milk precipitates and old Japanese cars have in common? 

Enjoy Melon Creamy Soda!

Amanda explores her separation anxiety issues while Saskia disappoints herself with mere tepid hatred of this nasty snack. 

Enjoy Mike and Ike Buttered Popcorn Candies!