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"Enjoying and learning about the nutritional benefits of nuts. Let's shell out some laughs! After each joke, you only have five seconds to nut the right answer. Listen until the end for today's crunchy riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the nut go to the party?

2nd Joke: What do you call a nut that sneezes?

3rd Joke: Why was the peanut afraid to cross the road?

4th Joke: Why did the squirrel take apart the clock?

5th Joke: Why do squirrels like jokes?

Today's Riddle: I have a hard shell and I'm popular during the holidays. What am I?

We hope you enjoyed our jokes about nuts! Come back tomorrow for a day full of scientific fun on Mole Day!

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