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"Celebrating pets and promoting responsible pet ownership. Pet enthusiasts, after the joke, you've got five seconds to bark, meow, or chirp the answer. Ready to let the fun off the leash?

1st Joke: Why did the cat avoid the computer?

2nd Joke: What do you call a dog magician?

3rd Joke: What do you call a frozen dog on National Pet Day?

4th Joke: Here's a math one - What do you call a parrot that flew away?

5th Joke: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?

Today's Riddle: I'm not an animal, but I hold one tight, giving them comfort all through the night. What am I?

Thanks for joining us for this pet parade of chuckles. Tomorrow, we'll be launching into the fun on International Day of Human Space Flight!

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