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Gone in 60 Seconds
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"I didn’t do it for the money. I did it for the cars.”
Summary
Gone in 60 Seconds refers to how long it takes a slick car thief to commit grand theft auto. Nic, Angelina Jolie, and others have to steal a lot of cool cars, which are given women’s names as a secret code.
(Full credit goes to TheMustangSource.com for the list.)
2000 | PG13 | 1h 58m
Director: Dominic Sena
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"Where the fuck is Nic?”
Summary
Look, kids, teen movies were really different in the 80s. Gen X was the generation of feral kids raised on hose water and neglect. High School Musical this ain’t. But it’s an iconic 80s film that has a who’s who of upcoming actors in it: Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates, Judge Reinhold, Forest Whitaker, Eric Stoltz… and also maybe Nicolas Cage.
1982 | R | 1h 30m
Director: Amy Heckerling
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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The Weather Man
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"It’s just wind. It blows all over the place.”
Summary
The Weather Man is kind of a comedic drama that’s not about weather. It’s about a TV weather man and his family. Weather is in it, though. Weather does happen.
2005 | R | 1h 42m
Director: Gore Verbinski
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Snowden
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"The Kid Did It”
Summary
Snowden is a fictional account of the real story of NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. This looks like a Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie. Is Nic even in it? We get to the bottom of things.
2016 | R | 2h 14m
Director: Oliver Stone
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Drive Angry
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"I BRAKE 4 PUSSY”
Summary
In Drive Angry Nic Cage escapes hell to drive. Angrily. It’s a comedy / fantasy / action movie and we find out why he’s so angry.
2011 | R | 1h 44m
Director: Patrick Lussier
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Moonstruck
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"BRING ME THE BIG KNIFE. I’M GOING TO CUT MY THROAT.”
Summary
Cher won a Best Actress Oscar for this movie. Nic Cage… did not. Our resident romance expert, Katie, host of the Holy Watermelon podcast, helps us understand why.
1987 | PG | 1h 42m
Director: Norman Jewison
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Racing With the Moon
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"I thought this was a Nic Cage movie?”
Summary
It’s the second installment in this season’s ‘chasing things that can’t be chased’ theme. Spoiler: It’s not about the moon. It’s kind of a romance.
1984 | PG | 1h 48m
Director: Richard Benjamin
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Movie
Adaptation
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"That’s not a movie.”
Summary
Adaptation is a comedy/satire about a screenwriter writing an adaptation of the book ‘The Orchid Thief’ by Susan Orlean. Nicolas Cage plays twins for double our viewing pleasure. Special guest ShaunMakes joins us for your listening pleasure.
2002 | R | 1h 55m
Director: Spike Jonze
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Running With the Devil
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"I’m not happy unless I’m unhappy”
Summary
Running With the Devil is a crime thriller, and we don’t want to spoil it, but crime is definitely involved. Thrills? We’ll see.
2019 | R | 1h 40m
Director: Jason Cabell
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Movie
Renfield
Alex’s Alternate Movie Title
"It sounds like you gotta meet my mom”
Summary
Renfield is about Dracula’s loyal servant. In the original story, he’s a groveling lunatic in an asylum. In this one, he’s kind of a modern nerd assisting the world’s most toxic boss.
2023 | R | 1h 33m
Director: Chris McKay
Obligatory: These are just our opinions. We’re not professional movie critics, just amateur opinion-havers. This episode will contain all the spoilers. Spoilers galore!
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"Hot Pursuit" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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