A 30 year old, mostly straight, white male discusses the rare thrill of getting hammered at home with his wife, explains the hickey on his forehead, discusses his conversations with the floodgate operator, and goes into detail about the literal ants in his pants.

A 30 year old balding "once a week gym goer" makes fun of "work hard" instagrammers, illogical beat drops, and discusses some of his parenting goals.

A 30 year old(basically unemployed) balding white male explains the slow and steady downfall of the Louisiana Oyster Industry. But thankfully, he's got other business ideas in mind.

What does it mean to be the "greatest athlete of all time"? Most skilled? Most wins? Most sports played? All of the above? JP and I try to get to the bottom of it.

A 30 year old, decently fast, caucasian male is joined by a much much faster caucasian male, JP. In this episode, we talk about how beautiful the sport of rugby is and also JP's impressive rugby career, past and present.

Our favorite pod guest is officially signed up for his first MMA match! We discuss his nerves, goals, and sexual orientation leading up to the fight. We also discuss the latest drama involving Israel Adesanya slanging more N-bombs than Quentin Taratino.

A 30 year old balding caucasian male attempts to raise awareness for a condition many of our wives suffer from every night. Then, he rambles about the ridiculous concept of cultural appropriation. To wrap up the episode, I pitch a great reality TV show idea.

Song by Sarah McLachlan
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

A 30 year old straight white male gives instructions on what to do in the lose-lose scenario of locking your keys in your truck AND waking up your sleeping bear, I mean wife. Also, I'm too immature to be a father. Lastly, I teach you how to deal with scammers.

A 30 year old caucasian male describes his experience while walking through "inclusive" Target. Then, he explains why he might be completely useless against a home-intruder in the middle of the night.

A 30 year old sweaty balding male describes Louisiana's heat and wonders about the mysteries of butt hair. Also, how many "Fast and Furious" movies do they have to make, for Paul Walker to rise from the grave and kill everyone involved.