Back on the high seas, the crew struggles to earn a profit due to the voracious activities of one Captain Kinns.... Walrus Tooth ponders his next move, Pastèque comes into his own as a mentor, Cyclopeian Kidd struggles to come to terms with his situation.

The Captains come to terms with oft-ignored thematic elements of Catholic puberty. Pastèque and Walrus Tooth vent, Cyclopeian Kidd lends them an ear.

Like most island-framed narratives, things take a turn for the weird when the Captains leave the shore to go explore the island. Pastèque loses his meatballs. Cyclopeian Kidd tries to take command of the situation. Walrus Tooth remembers.

After stopping off on a volcanic island to resupply, the Captains decide that the Catholic Boys could use some training. Walrus Tooth climbs a palm tree. Pastèque gets frustrated with Jebediah. Cyclopeian Kidd plays with his sextant.

The crew meanders their way down the Red Sea and encounter a bit of guidance along the way. Pastèque leads a boarding party. Walrus Tooth gives a sermon. Cyclopeian Kidd meddles in local politics.

After losing themselves in the desert, the crew stumbles into trouble in Egypt. Pastèque tries his hand as a grave-robber. Walrus Tooth finds a divine sense of purpose. Cyclopeian Kidd learns to read.

A change of scenery can often be a good thing. Not so for the crew, who are left bereft of grog after their second run-in with a whale. Walrus Tooth gets mopey. Cyclopeian Kidd takes some local advice to heart. Pastèque finds himself out of underwear.

Having lost their beloved Jenkins, and with the Georgian navy in hot pursuit, our intrepid trio discusses their next steps. Pastèque tries to resist old habits. Walrus Tooth proposes a bold new plan. Cyclopeian Kidd is one step ahead of him.

The gang takes a long trip to Georgia. Pastèque is reunited with his sister. Walrus Tooth tries his hand at pirating. Cyclopeian Kidd acquires a crew.

After being stranded on a forgotten island, Cyclopeian Kidd and Pastèque are picked up by Walrus Tooth. A deal is struck, and the high seas will never be the same.