The Embiid vs Karl Anthony-Towns back & forth is already longer than War & Peace... but it's also AWESOME, and we found out today what the suspensions would be for them & what would happen to Peacekeeper Ben Simmons from yesterday's fight... Also... how good is Halloween!

We break down ALL the games from today as well in our Game Wraps -- brought to you by USSportsTickets.com -- plus there's alllllll the usual dumbassery of That’s Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night, Pantsing of the evening, and Better than Lonzo Ball…   

There's also YEAH/NAH, the Unpopular Opinion of the Day, OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE… where we’re serving up FLAMED GRILLED TAKES, and the return of the LUC LONGLEY MEMORIAL BLOKE WHO JUST DID THEIR BLOODY JOB ROLE PLAYER HALL OF FAME... and a new WHERE IN THE WORLD IS... a Former NBA Aussie!

PLUS a PICK & A PREVIEW for EVERY SINGLE NBA GAME FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND... and the show finishes off with a song we got sent. Sure!

Also... OUR NBA Straya KICKSTARTER HAS FINISHED! BUT /... If you still wanna get a t-shirt - hit us up on email - jimmy [at] nbastraya.com....

RIGHT! around us at -- facebook.com/NBAstraya -- twitter.com/NBAstraya -- NBAstraya.com ... and of course our Kickstarter page. Love ya guts!

A MASSIVE NBA day today to cover for you: a fight between Joel Embiid & KAT, Ben Simmons dropping a choke hold, Harden had the world's most meh 59-pt game... and ARON BAYNES FOR MVP! He came close to a triple double... and unfortunately also accidentally broke the hand of Steph Curry *sad face*. Wild scenes.  

So, ALL THE CRAZY STUFF THAT WENT DOWN is covered with our Game Wraps -- brought to you by USSportsTickets.com -- as well as alllllll the usual dumbassery of That’s Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night, Pantsing of the evening, and Better than Lonzo Ball…   

We've also got some RIPPER YEAH/NAHs, a tight Unpopular Opinion of the Day, OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE… where we’re serving up FLAMED GRILLED TAKES, and we also check out Kiwi Korner!

There's a PICK & A PREVIEW for EVERY NBA GAME TOMORROW... and the show finishes off with a NEW Diary of Steven Adams! Legend!

Also... OUR NBA Straya KICKSTARTER HAS FINISHED! It absolutely smoked the target... so thanks to allllll the dead-set ledges who pledged & helped out! You're all out there warming my hearrrrrrrrrrrt!

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Super fun NBA day today... apart from the bit where Trae Young got hurt *sad face*. STILL. Jimmy Butler made his Miami Heat debut, Anthony Davis broke some records & Dallas might be for real?

We cover ALL that in the Game Wraps -- brought to you by USsportstickets.com -- as well as That's Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night, Better Than Lonzo Ball & more!

There's also a bunch of YEAH-NAHs about Miami, Dwight Howard & Anthony Davis' MVP case... nice. Also... the UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY... OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, the Mark Bradtke memorial Sweaty Hairy Bloke of the Week and a new GREAT MOMENTS IN NBA STRAYA STAT HISTORY!

We also PICK & PREVIEW aallllllll ELEVEN NBA games tomorrow... and there's some corkers in there too.... and we close out with a new ROWDY'S RECCOS! Awesome.

Plus... OUR NBA STRAYA KICKSTARTER IS IN ITS LAST DAY! We're over 100%, but if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, you still can: get around it HERE!

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HUGE NBA day today, and we get STUCK IN like we love to! ELEVEN games on for the first Monday of the new NBA Season… and we're talking the SUNS! And Kings! Also, the Warriors finally got a win... and we've got some LISTENER YEAH-NAHS!

YEP! all Eleven games from today will be covered with the Game Wraps brought to you by USSportsTickets.com ….  Plus there's alllllll the usual dumbassery: That’s Not a Knife, Old Mate NO Mates, Spud of the Night, Pantsing of the evening, and Better than Lonzo Ball…   

AND of course that Listener YEAH/NAH which has a few gems... the Unpopular Opinion of the Day, and Outback Takehouse… where we’re serving up FLAMED GRILLED TAKES! 

There's a new SHANE HEAL SHOOTERS SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT LIGHT EM UP AWARD, along with PICKS & PREVIEWS for the 3 NBA games tomorrow... and we close out with a new JINGLES HR!

Plus... OUR NBA STRAYA KICKSTARTER IS IN ITS LAST TWO DAYS! We're over 100%, but if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, you still can: get around it HERE!

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NBA Straya gets stuck into a MASSIVE first weekend of the new NBA Season… with the return of WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS... talking Kyrie going nuts, Steph Curry sucks, the Suns, Sixers, Clippers, Ja Morant, Luka, Porzingis & the Mavs, the Blazers, AD & LeBron's Lakers and LOADS more.

EVERYTHING that happened on the weekend is covered with the Game Wraps brought to you by USSportsTickets.com -- plus there's That’s Not a Knife, Old Mate NO Mates, Spud of the Night, Pantsing of the evening, and Better than Lonzo Ball…  even a DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKEND 

AND of course there's YEAH/NAH, the Unpopular Opinion of the Day, and Outback Takehouse… where we’re serving up a FLAMED GRILLED TAKE... about Steph Curry...  

We also welcome back the ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE ...

While all ELEVEN NBA games tomorrow are previewed & picked... before a closing 'Delly Review'. Awesome…  

Plus... OUR NBA STRAYA KICKSTARTER IS IN ITS LAST WEEK! We're over 100%, but if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, you still can: get around it HERE!

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Wildly fun day of NBA - Trae Young & the Hawks took on the Pistons, 3 MVPS showed off in the Bucks vs Rockets... and the Clippers helped the Warriors open their new $1.4 billion building... also, Deandre Ayton got SUSPENDED! FOR DRUGS! (a diuretic - thanks, Shane Warne)

Anyway, so we cover all that with the Game Wraps -- thanks to US Sports Tickets -- as well as the NBA Straya Awards... the Approved Performance of the Night, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates & Better Than Lonzo Ball.

PLUS - YEAH NAH, OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE & a Great Moment in NBA Straya Stat History!

There's even a pick & preview for ALL 24 NBA games this weekend! legendary... and a new Angruwwww Barget Slams a Bunch Of Twitter Snowflakes From Twitter. He's back!

Plus... OUR KICKSTARTER IS GOING ON, EVEN IF IT'S ALREADY OVER 100%, WHICH RULES!! Thanks to the ledges who've pledged already, (they get a little special extra prezzie) -- and if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, get around it HERE!

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NOW the NBA season has REALLY started! Yep... we had 11 games today, as we saw Kyrie drop a 50 burger in his new digs, Ben Simmons & his Sixers crushed the Celtics, Luka & Kristaps SMOKED it in Dallas, the Spurs Spurs'd the Knicks anddddddd the Bulls stink.

SO! We've got ALL 11 games wrapped for you -- thanks to US SPORTS TICKETS.COM

Also - YEAH-NAH, the UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE! aaaand even a KIWI KORNER... AND the return of the STRAYAN PLAYER WATCH!

Plus a PREIVEW & a PICK for EVERY NBA GAME tomorrow! Aaaand a sneaky DIARY OF STEVEN ADAMS to close.

Plus... OUR KICKSTARTER IS GOING ON, EVEN IF IT'S ALREADY OVER 100%, WHICH RULES!! Thanks to the ledges who've pledged already, (they get a little special extra prezzie) -- and if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, get around it HERE!

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THE NBA SEASON IS BACK! FINALLY! Plus we've got our NBA Award Predictions and 10 Best Over-Under bets! And what a fun slate we got today!: Raptors vs Pelicans & Lakers vs Clippers! LeBron vs Kawhi! Siakam vs uh, Ingram! anyway... who cares... the season has started!

So we've brought out all the big guns... talking awards, wins-losses.. and all your favorites: NBA Straya APPROVED PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT, OLD MATE NO MATES, SPUD OF THE NIGHT... BETTER THAN Lonzo Ball and heaps more.

Also - YEAH-NAH, the UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE! aaaand even a SHANE HEAL MEMORIAL SHOOTERS SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT LIGHT EM UP AWARD... and a sneaky Rowdy's Reccos to finish it off.

Plus a PREIVEW & a PICK for EVERY NBA GAME tomorrow! Legendary.

Plus... OUR KICKSTARTER IS GOING ON, EVEN IF IT'S ALREADY OVER 100%, WHICH RULES!! Thanks to the ledges who've pledged already, (they get a little special extra prezzie) -- and if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, get around it HERE!

GOOD TO BE BACK THO!

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RING The BLOODY BELLS, IT'S ALMOST HERE! THE NBA IS BACK TOMORROW! So... we wrap yup our EPIC, super-long NBA 2019-20 Season Review with part 7... the Contenders! And we're joined by none other than recurring guests, Kane Pitman & Lakers Fan Tim. (NO prizes for guessing who they're covering). Also, Zion got hurt and everything sucks.

ANYWAY. We've got the FINAL FOUR ACTUAL NBA CONTENDERS in this show... as well as some YEAH NAH, an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE and HEAPPPPS more... like NEWS on who DID and DIDN'T get a big $$ rookie-contract extension.

Also... GAME PREVIEWS!!! COS THE GAMES START AGAIN TOMORROW! WHEEE!!!!!

There's loads more in there... it's an epic show, so get around it!

Plus... OUR KICKSTARTER IS GOING ON, EVEN IF IT'S ALREADY OVER 100%, WHICH RULES!! Thanks to the ledges who've pledged already, (they get a little special extra prezzie) -- and if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, get around it HERE!

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THE NBA SEASON IS LIKE TWO DAYS AWAY! So we're getting to the pointy end of our Preview... and today it's the 'PEOPLE WILl SAY THEY'RE CONTENDERS BUT NAH, THEY'RE NOT HEY' tier! So we're talking some BIG west teams... in fact, they're all from the west. Weird. Anyway.

Also, Zion's hurt, Pascal Siakam got paid, Buddy Hield WANTS to get paid, Brad Beal got the bag and loads more news... also, YEAH-NAH, OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE and heaps more.

Even a new DELLY REVIEW as he gets to wrap up SUCCESSION season 2! AWESOME!

Also... OUR KICKSTARTER IS GOING ON, EVEN IF IT'S ALREADY OVER 100%, WHICH RULES!! Thanks to the ledges who've pledged already, (they get a little special extra prezzie) -- and if you haven't pledged & bought a T-shirt yet, get around it HERE!

In the meantime, get around us at -- facebook.com/NBAstraya -- twitter.com/NBAstraya -- NBAstraya.com ... and of course our Kickstarter page. Love ya guts!