The Toronto Drakes/Raptors are off the their VERY FIRST NBA FINALS EVER!!!! What the hell is going on!? LeBron leaves the East FOR ONE YEAR and the Raps are in the Finals!?!? Yeppp...

SO. WE wrap up Game 6 in the 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals, and have a look at how the Raps made the Bucks shit the bed... and where the Bucks go from here.

We've got WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS, as well as That's Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Series & Better Than Lonzo Ball. There's also a quick DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKEND...

YEAH-NAHs tackle how the Bucks deal with their series loss and how the Raptors will fare against the Warriors... and there's a juicy flame-grilled take in OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

And with the ECF done... we award an ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE, a SHANE HEAL SHOOTERS SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT LIGHT 'EM UP AWARD and a MARK BRADTKE MEMORIAL SWEATY HAIRY GUY OF THE WEEK! Legendary!

There's a quick look at some of the odds ahead of the NBA FINALS... before we close out with a new DELLY REVIEW, as Delly tackles the Game Of Thrones finale!

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Toronto manhandled Milwaukee -- in Wisconsin -- to take a 3-2 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals... which means, yup, the Toronto Raptors -- THE TORONT RAPTORS! -- are ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE NBA FINALS. Also. Drake is weird and creepy as hell, and the ALL-NBA TEAMs were announced!

So we talk ALL-NBA & ALL-Defense team snubs and contract ramifications, then wrap up today's Game 5 with That's Not A Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Better Than Lonzo Ball and DICKHEAD OF THE WEEK...

And we also delve into some All-NBA YEAH-NAHs, and offer up a ref-related Unpopular Opinion of the Day... along with a JUICY Flame Grilled Take in OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

There's also a LUC LONGLEY MEMORIAL Bloke Who Just Their Bloody Job Role Player Hall of Famer inductee...

We look at the odds and preview Eastern Conference Finals Game 6 in the 6...

Aaaaand finally, we close out with the return of Andruwwww Bogerrttttt Slams A Bunch Of Twitter Snowflakes From Twitter! Legendary.

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We smash a BUNCH of YEAH-NAHs with no game today -- thanks a LOT, Blazers... So we welcome in Lakers Fan Tim for an extend-o YEAH-NAH sesh, talking Magic Johnson burning down his former team, the Draft Lottery as a Laker fan and where the Warriors dynsasty sits in NBA history.

PLUS a look at tomorrow's ECF Game 5 between the Bucks & Raptors!

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That was NOT what I expected... the Raptors protect homecourt and tie up the ECF at 2-2, all thanks to Kyle Lowry playing out of his damn mind and the Raps bench going absolutely crazy! Also... Drake sucks.

Yep - on a day when Kawhi was a bit hobbled, Big Booty Kyle Lowry along with Serge Ibaka, Norm Powell & Fred VanVleet absolutely SMOKED the Bucks... and apparently only Khris Middleton got on the Milwaukee team bus today.

All the while, Drake acted like a pork-chop.

We break that down with the usual That's Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Better Than Lonzo Ball and an emergency edition of DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKDAY...

Plus there's some All-Rookie team and Trailblazers YEAH-NAHs, to go with a juicy FLAME GRILLED TAKE from OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

We preview our game 5 preview to have a peek at the odds for Friday's game, and then close out with a new ROWDY'S RECCOS! Nice!

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The Warriors came from behind AGAIN as the Blazers crapped the bed AGAIN, so the Warriors are off to their 5th straight NBA Finals... and Magic Johnson blamed EVERYONE but himself for the Lakers mess... WHAT A FUN NBA DAY!

Yerppp - with the Warriors on their way to their record-breaking FIFTH CONSECUTIVE NBA FINALS, after the Blazers choked away ANOTHER 17-pt lead... so we break down Game 4 of the WCF for you with all the usual ridiculousness: That's Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night and Better Than Lonzo Ball.

We've also got some neat Magic Johnson-Lakers related YEAH-NAHs, while also asking if the Blazers should be proud of themselves... and serve up a couple of tasty flame-grilled takes at OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE!

There's also a look at the odds and a pick & preview for tomorrow's GAME 4 of the EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS in Canada between the Toronto Raptors and Milwaukee Bucks! Nice.

Aaaaand we finish everything off with a brand new JINGLES HR... as Joe Ingles answers a HR question from 'Rob' in LA. Unreal.

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That was a WILD weekend of NBA playoff basketball... the Blazers can't get out of their own way, and after getting steamrolled in game 2, the Raptors came back to take game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals in a 2OT thriller!

So we've got WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSTER to go through all the fallout... as well as That's Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Weekend, Better Than Lonzo Ball and DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKEND.

Also - Tyreke Evans got booted from the NBA for drugs. I mean... anyone who watched him play this year coulda told you that?

ANYWAY - there's also YEAH-NAH, and a juicy flame grilled take from OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE!

... along with a look at the odds and a pick and preview for the Western Conference Finals Game 4 between the Warriors and Trailblazers in Portland tomorrow...

before we close out today with a DELLY REVIEW - where our hero catches you up on Game of Thrones ahead of today's finale! Noice!

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Ouch, Blazers fans. That one hurt. Up 8 with 4 & 1/2 minutes to go, it SHOULD have been the Blazers walking out of Oracle Arena after Game 2 with a win... instead Steph Curry and the Warriors SNUCK AWAY with a huge win to go up 2-0 in the WCF!

SO! We wrap all the action with That's Not A Knife, Old Mates No Mates, Spud of the Night and Better Than Lonzo Ball.

We also have some ECF YEAH-NAHs, a bit about Zion Williamson going to New York or back to Duke or wherever the next mouth-breather you listen to says... and a nice juicy flame grilled take from OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE!

There's also a new LUC LONGLEY MEMORIAL BLOKE WHO DID THIER BLOODY JOB ROLE PLAYER HALL OF FAMER...

and a look at the odds & a pick & preview of Bucks-Raptors Game 2, as well as Golden State-Portland Game 3 on the weekend! Nice!

The best bit - we close out with a new COOKING WITH BAYNESY, as Bangers whips up a modern 'Strayan classic: Avo Toast

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Brook Lopez - Milwaukee hero? Sure! Why not? As if things in these playoffs haven't been crazy enough, now Lurch Lopez is SMOKING and just killed the Raptors in game 1 of the ECF! Wild... So - today's show wraps up Game 1 of Milwaukee vs Toronto, with a BIG Kyle Lowry game wasted by the Raptors... and Brook Lopez going OFF!

Also - how insane/dumb are the bullshit rumors about Zion Williamson returning to Duke instead of going to New Orleans? VERY insane and dumb... that's the answer.

That's all covered with That's Not a Knife, Old Mate NO Mates, Spud of the Night, and Better Than Lonzo Ball... plus we also look at the idea of TRADING ANTHONY DAVIS with YEAH-NAH!

Also, OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE asks, was the NBA Draft Lottery rigged!?

Plus there's a look at the odds & a pick & preview for Blazers-Warriors Game 2 tomorrow!

... and we close out with a new DIARY OF STEVEN ADAMS! Awesome.

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Who saw THAT coming!? What a WILD NBA Draft Lottery! The New Orleans Pelicans, Memphis Grizzlies & LA Lakers ALL jump up into the top 4, and the New York Knicks end up 3rd! Amazing stuff. So we've got DRAFT LOTTERY WINNERS & LOSERS!

ALSO there was Game 1 of the WCF today! ... and the Warriors SMOKED the Blazers. We break that down with That's Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night and Better Than Lonzo Ball.

Plus there's some tasty draft lottery YEAH-NAHs, a great Unpopular Opinion of the Day and a juicy flame-grilled take in OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

We also a big EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS PREVIEW for the Milwaukee Bucks and Toronto Raptors, loving at key questions, key blokes, and key matchups as well as out prediction... plus with game 1 tomorrow we check the odds and make a pick!

Also - Ben Simmons is gonna be a Boomer! Neat!

... and we finish off with a new life hack in ROWDY'S RECCOS.

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WHAT!? NO BASKETBALL TODAY! ... ah.. doesn't matter. NBA Straya is still here, delivering the goods... with a MASSIVE Portland Trail Blazers vs Golden State Warriors Western Conference Finals preview... featuring our resident Blazers fan, PDX Pete!

Today's show also covers SIXERS Coach Brett Brown getting the 'he's staying' all clear from owenership, the Cavs announcing Michigan's John Beilien as their new coach... and the Lakers formally announcing Frank Vogel as their latest sacrifice at the altar of LeBron.

We also take a look at EACH TEAM'S ODDS FOR THE DRAFT LOTTERY!!! ... and rank our favorite outcomes! Nice.

Plus, there's a new JINGLES HR, as Jingles takes a HR question from 'Frank' in LA. Unreal.

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