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What. A. DAY! Chaos Day in the NBA today! The Sixers had a HISTORIC Meltdown vs the Hawks! Playoff P torches the Jazz!? ... without Kawhi, who sat cos of his ACL!?! CP3 goes into the Corona Protocols! TWO COACHES WERE LET GO OR FIRED! Also... Ben Simmons maybe DM'd someone? LeBron took the NBA to task about injuries? Joker rode a horse? The MAVS are in turmoil? ... and Lamelo Ball WON ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!?!?! WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

lucky we're here to sort it ALL out for you! And that's what we do today in the DAILY WHIP AROUND and the CHAOS of the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- how do the Sixers lose that game!? What's up with Simmons! How did the Jazz lose that game!? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, should Stab Van Gundy & Scott Brooks have been let go by the Pelicans and Wiz? Was Lamelo Ball Rookie of the Year!? AND MORE! - an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a SHANE HEAL SHOOTER SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT & HIT YOUR DAMN FREE THROWS....

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for Bucks-Nets GAME 6 tomorrow ! We're doing a bang-on job on the picks during the playoffs, SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a new DIARY OF STEVEN ADAMS!!!!!!! He might've had something to do with Coach Stan being fired...

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Kevin Durant is something else, hey? A 49-17-10 MASTERPIECE he painted today as he led the undermanned Nets to a Game 5 home win that had EVERYONE losing their minds. SO we talk about it being one of the greatest playoff performances ever & some of the other candidates! Also - the ALL NBA TEAMS were announced! Who made it!? Who got snubbed!? Find out! What a cracking NBA playoffs day...

SO! Heaps to talk about in the Daily NBA Whip Around... along with a MESS of Jeff Green & KD love in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- along with ... what the hell was that from the Bucks!? Is Coach Buds still alive? Should Giannis guard KD!?-- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, was that the best playoff performance we'll see? Should Giannis be afraid to guard KD? AND MORE! - an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a GREAT MOMENT IN NBA Straya STAT HISTORY! Special one today as it's the 25th anniversary of Luc Longley becoming the FIRST AUSSIE TO WIN THE NBA TITLE!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for the GAME 5s tomorrow between the Sixers-Hawks & Jazz-Clippers!!! We're doing a bang-on job on the picks during the playoffs, SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a new WILLZ THRILLZ!!!!!!!

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CRACKING day of NBA playoff action, with Joe Embiid turning into a giant SPUD to sink the Sixers in the second half their game 4 vs the Hawks & the Clips roll agains the Jazz! The NBA's All-Defence teams were also announced, with both Ben Simmons and Aussie Matty T Matisse Thybulle making 1st & 2nd team respectively! Love it! Potential Boomers team-mates! We're winning gold!

BUT first! Plenty to cover in the Daily Whip Around, as the NBA want to legislate against the crummy FOUL HUNTING of jump-shooters using 'unnatural motions' to jump into defenders & draw fouls... AND a whole bunch to cover in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- the Clips look GOOD!!! How did the Sixers choke that game away!?-- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, should the Suns be the favourites to win it all? Will the three series that are 2-2 go 7 games? Is there a player who looks more scared of Free Throws than Ben Simmons!? AND MORE! - an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a SHANE HEAL SHOOTERS SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT LIGHT EM UP AWARD!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for the GAME 5 tomorrow between the Bucks & Nets!!! We're doing a bang-on job on the picks during the playoffs, SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a JINGLES HR!!!!!!!

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As Kyrie Irving's ankle went sideways today, so did the Nets title chances... cos if Kyrie's injured badly, the Nets are derailed, right? ALSO.. How bloody good was it watching CP3 dominate over the weekend as he led the Suns to a sweep of the Nuggets as Joker got ejected!? All that & loads more in a JAM-PACKED NBA Straya Weekend Winners & Losers ep!

SO! An absolute HEAP to get through in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- the Bucks are back!!! How good did the Sixers look in GM3? Aaaaand here come the Clippers? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!! It's also Monday, so D**KHEAD OF THE WEEKEND!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, can the Nets still win this series? Are those orange Suns jerseys the worst? Should Joker have been kicked out for the foul on Cam Payne? Does Kevin Harlan know that CP3 is 36!? AND MORE! - an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & an ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE !

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for the GAME 4s tomorrow between Philly-Atlanta and Jazz-Clippers!! We're doing a bang-on job on the picks during the playoffs, SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a DELLY REVIEW of Bo Burnham's new special to close out!!!!!!

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CRACKING day 20 of the NBA playoffs, with Joe Ingles putting Paul George & the Clippers in the smoker and getting them all nice & under before devouring them... while Donovan Mitchell strutted superstar credentials AND Bruce Brown decided he was better than KD & Kyrie on his way to sinking the Nets agains the Bucks! Absolute. Scenes. ALSO, big weekend ahead, so we preview that!

Obviously there's plenty to talk about in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- are the Bucks back!? Why did the Clippers let Mook Morris & Pat Bev hijack their 4th Q!? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!! It's also Friday, so D**KHEAD OF THE WEEK!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, can the Bucks win this series? How about the Clippers? Is Donovan Mitchell a top-10 dude you'd leading your playoff team? AND MORE! - an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a LUKE LONGLEY MEMORIAL BLOKE WHO JUST DOES THIER BLOODY JUST AWARD !

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for ALL the Playoff games over the Weekend! We did great on the picks for the year. SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a Cooking With Baynes!!!!!

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Flat out anti-Strayan bias again from the No Bloody Australians NBA as Rudy Gobert stole Ben Simmons' Defensive Player of the Year award... nah, Gobert deserved it, he was great all year... but still. What does #BoxHillBenny have to do!? ALSO: Indy fired their coach! CP3 was amazing (15 assists & ZERO turnovers!?) as his Suns took on the Nuggets... and LeBron changed his number? Why!?

THAT means we've got an absolute BOAT LOAD to get through in the Daily Whip Around and in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- despite a BRICKY 1st half, that Phoenix-Nuggets game got MENTAL -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, Does Gobert deserve Defensive Player of the Year? Is Donovan Mitchell a Superstar? And should execs be allowed to tamper?? -- an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & an ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for Game 3 of NETS-BUCKS & game 2 of JAZZ-CLIPPERS tomorrow! We did great on the picks for the year. SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a new DIARY OF STEVEN ADAMS!!!!

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Nikola Jokic is the 2021 NBA MVP... FINALLY! Yep, along with Joker being announced as the league MVP, we got an absolutely CORKING day of NBA, as Shake Milton saves the Sixers agains the Hawks... and Joe Ingles moved his family back into their mansion inside Paul Playoff P George's head again and RUINED the place... again! You love to see it!

SO! A couple of AWESOME games to talk about in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- how good was Embiid!? Poor Trae getting switched from Aussie Matty T to #BoxHillBenny! and... oh geez, Mook Morris got blocked by Gobert... -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, Was Joker the deserving MVP (oh derr) and are Ty Lue's adjustments the key to this Clips-Jazz series? And announcing MVP before ROTY and DPOTY? Is that anti-Strayan bias? -- an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a GREAT MOMENT IN NBA STRAYA STAT HISTORY!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for Game 2 of SUNS-NUGGETS tomorrow! We did great on the picks for the year. SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a new WILLZ THRILLZ!!!

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Who can stop the Nets!? Well... not the Bucks today, eh? The Nets dominated them, today like me dominating a pho from that place near Barclays... ANWYAY - cracking NBA day, we got a belter of a game 1 of Suns-Nuggets, Zinger is already moaning about playing with Luka, and Thibs won COACH OF THE YEAR! Also... we talk about how the Semi-Final round of the playoffs is the most fun...cos all 8 of these teams can win the title!

BUT! We've also got a pair of SUPER-INTERESTING GAMES to cover in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- are the Bucks ok? How much fun is CP3!? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, is is it panic stations in Milwaukee? Can the Nets be stopped? and did Thibs deserve Coach of the Year over Monty Williams & Quin Snyder? -- an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a SHANE HEAL SHOOTERS SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT LIGHT EM UP AWARD!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for Game 2 of Sixers-Hawks and Game 1 of Jazz-Clippers tomorrow! We did great on the picks for the year. SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a new JINGLES HR!!! With Jingles answering a Q from 'Terry in Portland'.

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HUGE NBA WEEKEND as we saw Games 6 & 7 of Clippers-Mavs, along with the Game 1s of Nets-Bucks and Sixers-Hawks. And Ben Simmons STILL can't hit a FT! 3/10 today! #BOxHillBenny, what's going on!? ALSO - Portland coach Terry Stotts & Magic coach Steve Clifford are both OUT of a job. Rough times.... but also makes for an easy WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS!

SO! a BOUNTIFUL NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- Kawhi happened to the Mavs!?? Can the Bucks & Sixers bounce back?? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!! Also, it's Monday , so D**KHEAD OF THE WEEKEND!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, is Jason Kidd not taking the Portland job cos he's THIS CLOSE to stabbing Frank Vogel in the back & will the ZINGER be traded this off-season? -- an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & an ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for Game 2 of Nets-Bucks and Game 1 of Nuggets-Suns tomorrow! We did great on the picks for the year. SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a new DELLY REVIEW!!!

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WHAT. A. DAY. IN THE NBA!! A couple of crazy Game 6s, where we saw the Lakers and the Blazers eliminated from the playoffs as their superstars got outplayed by a 16-year-old 24-yo Devin Booker and a Chapel Street bouncer Nikola Jokic! And, in a surprise twist, LeBron sooked his way to his 1st ever First Round exit! So we take a look at the end of those two series, AND the start of the Second Round with a BIG weekend preview!

That means LOADS in the NBA Straya GAME WRAPS -- what happened to the Blazers? And the LeBronettes?? -- plus, as usual there's THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, Spud of the Night, Old Mate No Mates, Pantsing of the Evening and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!! Also, D**KHEAD OF THE WEEK, cos it's Friday!

There's also YEAH NAHs -- like, can Joe Ingles re-shoot all of LeBron's scenes from Space Jam 2 now? and We've gotta tear down this Blazers team, don't we? -- an Unpopular Opinion of the Day ... & OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE, where we're serving up a flame grilled take & a LUC LONGLEY AWARD FOR BLOKES WHO JUST DO THIER BLOODY JOB!

AND, as always, there's a pick & preview for the Mavs-Clippers GAME 6 tomorrow & the start of the SECOND ROUND on Sunday!!!... We did great on the picks for the year. SO let's keep it up & go check out some odds at Play Up using THIS LINK! There's also a COOKING WITH BAYNESY!!

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