Val’s finally back and accounts for where the heck she’s been!

Jeff is so excited about the AirPods Pro that he describes all the new features, and then eD! mentions another feature that Jeff didn’t know about and makes Jeff’s brain explode.

Also: The pronunciation of “soup”, HBO Max, and sports news eD! greatly enjoyed!

eD! and Jeff talk about "Joker".

And spoil every last thing in it.

Don't say we didn't warn you and tweet at us angrily later.

Come for eD!’s impersonation of a penis, stay for his tales of angels working the check-in counter at airport hotels!

Jeff goes apple picking, Dave is going apple picking, eD! wants to go apple picking. It’s the whitest we’ve all ever been, and if you’ve seen us, you know that’s saying something.

Also: we find out what cockfishing is, and will never be able to not know it again. Fun!

eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s shiny new Apple products, well-reasoned (yet idiotic) unnecessary app purchases, and Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge.

eD!, Jeff, and Dave talk about the new iPhones 11, Apple Watch Series 5, and all the other shenanigans from Apple’s event on Tuesday.

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss eD!’s annoyance at iPhone naming practices, people with too many teeth, horrifying spiders, and probably about how they’re all super-exhausted, although that might’ve been before we hit record, who knows?

eD! and Dave discuss lunchtime mishaps, the Popeye’s chicken sandwich, and a follow-up to one of the first Dave’s News Corners he ever made us suffer through.

eD! and Jeff discuss Spider-Man leaving the MCU, how great remote work is, and cyber security as it applies to things you’d shove in a butt.