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Jani's back and this week we look at Sex Doll malfunctions, high maintenance vegans, a KKKookout, Sunday hash brownies plus a lot of other nonsense. Also the BMEx "Worst Person of the Week" and countdown the top 10 crazy Taylor Swift stalkers,

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In Time by Robbie Rob

The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
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Cannibalism, snakes in your face, stuck in a septic tank and teaching your kids like your pets. What more would you talk about when your youngest daughter steps in as co-host?
Join us for some of the weirdest news of the week, plus "He Said What?" and the BMEx Worst Person of the Week Award.
We also highly disagree on someone named after a stinky Pie.

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In Time by Robbie Rob

The youngest Martin sits in on the podcast as I try to make her laugh with strange and odd stories from around the World. This week, pulling gators from your pants, Highlander; trash pile edition, triplet kidney stones and a special request from me to help a little boy recovering from cancer.

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In Time by Robbie Rob

Erin Parkes : https://soundcloud.com/erinparkesmusic

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

A smaller episode this week as my co-host is off to the dogs, but we still have time for drunken flight attendants, TV Santa, Christly Knows Jail Time and more.
PLUS, my musical guest this week is Erin Parks with "At The Bottom Of Everything"
Would you like to be a musical guest on the show?
And then after the show, stay tuned for a sample of my new podcast “Why We Need?” This episode: “Why We Need A Superman”
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Erin Parkes on Soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/erinparkesmusic

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Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr
Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin
Visit the new SelfieDad/Podcast Merchandise site at https://cafepress.com/therealselfiedad
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose
For more Burr Martin, go to Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Get this podcast commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Golf cart accidents and younger women, when can old white males get a break? Well find out this weeks episode. Pulling 500 teeth, using vampire blood for fake 911 calls, some redneck burned down her she-shed and more. Plus, trump eulogies are a thing and I give you the "Fast 10" )not as dirty as it sounds)

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For more Burr Martin, go to Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Get this podcast commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Taylor drops by once more as we hold a new contest "S'Language", putting mom against daughter as we see who knows more modern slang words. Then it's back to weird as discuss marrying a pirate ghost, flicking someones forehead is a crime plus, trump is gettin' hot in here.

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YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose
For more Burr Martin, go to Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Get this podcast commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Everyone always tells me, "I wish I could go to San Diego Comicon.". Well I'll break it down and tell you all the facts you should know so you can decide for yourself. Plus I talk about the awesome #orvilleexperience and my adventures down at SDCC.
Then we hit all the other insane news like suing over hashbrowns, pepper spraying the school nurse, how young is too young to be made fun of and Justin Bieber can't stop fighting and more.

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Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Join us for another round of weird and strange news from around the world. this week, Pepper Potts can't remember anything, eating clams gets you jail time, pulling the plug on strangers and when is the right time to call Secret Service on kids with monopoly money.
Also, we read some historic letters from Revolutionary Airport War Stories

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Visit the new SelfieDad/Podcast Merchandise site at https://cafepress.com/therealselfiedad
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose
For more Burr Martin, go to Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience
Get this podcast commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

This week in weird world news, half price cakes at Walmart, robbing banks to get away from your wife, Kim's Kimonos and more!

New RSS feed at https://www.spreaker.com/user/burrmartinexperience
Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr
Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin
Visit the new SelfieDad/Podcast Merchandise site at https://cafepress.com/therealselfiedad
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose
For more Burr Martin, go to Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience
Get this podcast commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

This week in weird world news, half price cakes at Walmart, robbing banks to get away from your wife, Kim's Kimonos and more!

New RSS feed at https://www.spreaker.com/user/burrmartinexperience
Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr
Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin
Visit the new SelfieDad/Podcast Merchandise site at https://cafepress.com/therealselfiedad
YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose
For more Burr Martin, go to Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience
Get this podcast commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
In Time by Robbie Rob
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.