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Nearly News episodes

  • Episode 019 Taste The Rainbow
    Dedicated to the people of France. Why? Listen to find out. Besides having the weirdest start to a podcast I've had, this week we talk about Z Nation, explaining zombies to my dad, sexy Lunch Ladies, Camping, almost shooting my dad and lastly, we try to figure out Skittles and their white agenda.
    Also, we're still trying to get our story on Ellen, so keep tweeting and asking. You're doing great! Soon, I will dance on that stage. LOL Help Cassie and I spread our positive message about social media and get on The Ellen Show, mainly because I want to dance, but also, the social media thing. Spread the word and write to them please: http://www.ellentv.com/be-on-the-show/1151
    or post on their facebook : The Ellen Show
    Leave a message at 509-596-0993
    This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
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  • Episode 018 Mad About You
    An all female showing of Wonder Woman. No white males on the new Star Trek. Not serving McNuggets at 7am. People seem to be getting mad at a lot of dumb things lately. Why? Also, your emails, Nearly News, 10 things you can't so in Saudi Arabia and Jani gets called a German tyrant from the 1940's.
    Watch the first 30 minutes at:
    https://youtu.be/XpWrv74ABMY
    Also, we're still trying to get our story on Ellen, so keep tweeting and asking. You're doing great! Soon, I will dance on that stage. LOL Help Cassie and I spread our positive message about social media and get on The Ellen Show, mainly because I want to dance, but also, the social media thing. Spread the word and write to them please: http://www.ellentv.com/be-on-the-show/1151
    Leave a message at 509-596-0993
    This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
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  • Episode 017 Points and Pints
    Dedicated to the UK. Watch the first 30 minutes at https://youtu.be/tjcdsVYsNVg
    A lot of things have happened in the UK and we discuss some of the positive things that came out of it. The UK was nothing but kind to Cassie and I so I wanted to dedicate this show to them, hoping things get better. We also discuss Dog Show points, Lilac City Comicon, the Batmobile, Doggie Racism and talk about your answers to my question about your weirdest date.
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  • Episode 016 Nasty Cakes and Happy Bubbles
    Car crashes, puppy whelping, Kevin Smith, Z Nation, Dog Drama, Gun toting Nerds, snoring in theaters and falling asleep in the bathroom. That's just a small sum up of the things that happened last week. Plus Nearly News whether you want it or not.
    Also, we're still trying to get our story on Ellen, so keep tweeting and asking. You're doing great! Soon, I will dance on that stage. LOL
    Help Cassie and I spread our positive message about social media and get on The Ellen Show, mainly because I want to dance, but also, the social media thing. Spread the word and write to them please. http://www.ellentv.com/be-on-the-show/1151
    Leave a message at 509-596-0993
    This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
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  • Episode 015 Mommas And More
    Join me and Jani as we discuss Mothers Day, weird presents, answer your emails and even have Selfie Daughter herself, Cassie, stop by to chat.
    Watch the first 40 minutes on Youtube at:
    https://youtu.be/yjhJJbj1aNg
    Also, we're still trying to get our story on Ellen, so keep tweeting and asking. You're doing great! Soon, I will dance on that stage. LOL
    Help Cassie and I spread our positive message about social media and get on The Ellen Show, mainly because I want to dance, but also, the social media thing. Spread the word and write to them please. http://www.ellentv.com/be-on-the-show/1151
    Leave a message at 509-596-0993
    This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
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  • Episode 014 Guardians Of The Smelly Theater Seat
    We loved the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but the experience was another thing. The youngest Selfie member, Taylor, gives her very quick kid review of the movie, Austin tells us the difference between Prom's now and when I went to mine back in 1986 and a warning, #selfiewife Jani, who doesn't like to get political, finally snaps about this last weeks events. I bring some more Nearly News and information about why Cassie and I believe we should have a chance to be on Ellen.
    WATCH THE FIRST 30 MINUTES AT https://youtu.be/UokNyZexjMo
    Leave a message at 509-596-0993
    Help Cassie and I spread our positive message about social media and get on The Ellen Show, mainly because I want to dance, but also, the social media thing. Spread the word and write to them please. http://www.ellentv.com/be-on-the-show/1151
    Special thanks to the The Monday Project:
    http://www.kgrg.com/show/the-monday-project/
    New intro voice by Steven Bateman
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  • Episode 013 What Do You Want A Finger In There For
    A jam packed show answering the questions "Is it ok to curse in front of your child?" , "If aliens landed, what movie would you show them so they could know what humanity is like?" and "Should I bleach my dogs butthole?" Plus, Nearly News, Jani and Taylor play "How much is it worth?" and I challenge another Internet dad to a debate.
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  • Episode 012 Women Are From Mars Men Are Disgusting
    Selfiemom Jani is back as we discuss "Toxic Masculinity" and the embarrassing men who have it, like the ones I have combated since the very first selfie. Plus Taylor tells me about the Vegas freaks she saw, an intimate email gets answered and why do people feel the need to be superior on the Internet?
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  • Episode 011 Lilac City and Stand Up
    An interview with Nathan OBrien from Lilac City Comicon and the recording of my last stand up. No co-host and an oncoming coughing fit has me delivering to you this commercial free, mini episode
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Nearly News podcast is hosted by Burr Martin, the Internet's "#SelfieDad", who was made famous worldwide overnight by recreating my daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of…