Neil/Ferall Crossover: Ferrall ran into Gilbert, Moe talk. Katharine Hepburn died over the weekend. Neil reads another passage from Hilary's book. POLL: The last thing I wanna hear about on the Neil Rogers show is?

golf, new yorkers

Neil rips the airline industry / You can't complain about quality in South Florida because there isn't any / A caller from Houston thanks Neil for the shows he was able to enjoy while he was locked up in a South Florida jail / The old people want to ban everything in the area / Young people will be lucky if they can get out of South Florida and never come back / This is not a World Class area because you have to go to other places to find things like gambling and decent transportation / Everything is closed all the time in this horse and buggy town / Caller recommends that Neil vacation in Argentina, but Neil says all the Nazis are hiding out there / Americans only know about two things: Mediocrity and Violence / Neil has hit a dead end on the Atkins Diet and needs some advice / Listeners always ask Neil for advice on everything but they won't help him out with his Atkins problems / Neil says Phil Hendrie reminds him a little bit of Bill Calder, who the listeners never really appreciated / When the OJ trial ends people are going to need OJ Withdrawal Therapy / Neil needs new eyeglasses / Some more Atkins and food talk in general to close out the show

Clip of Neil's remote at the new Specs, Mr. Calder explains to Glen why he dislikes him.

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Neil's mad about Howard Stern not taking breaks. POLL: Which people treat women the worst?

POLL: What celebrity with a marginal or weak face is still hot?

drug laws, governor's wife smuggling, Jeb's email

Welcome to The Everybody Hates Wayne Huizenga Show! / An accounting of an incident involving a young Wayne who allegedly caused permanent injury to another man's testicles / Spy Reports: Jeff DeForrest and the rest of the local media are spineless jellyfish / We take a short break from the Wayne Bashing for Atkins Talk / The owner of a bottled water company calls in and tells Neil he will live forever because he drinks her water / Back to Everybody Hates Wayne: Neil wonders why the media won't call Wayne out on his nonsense like the public does / A caller suggests that for one day everyone Boycott all of Wayne's businesses / And back to Food Talk, as Neil discusses Atkins, steaks, and various restaurants with the callers