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Poll Question: if my doctor told me I had 30 days left to live I would...New bit: Ain't no fart sounds anymore... played many times! baby gets a gun permit! New question: The day Neil croaks, my reaction will be...

Hank/Neil crossover: Talk about Boog, DeFo, Joe Rose and other competition. Neil reads memo from Beasley's to employees. POLL: Who is or was the most type-cast actor or actress ever? Neil reads Barry Jackson article about Boog turning down the Marlins' job and going to 790.

POLL: Who is or was the biggest drooling yahoo of them all?

school lunches, Jessie Ventura interview, overcrowded schools

Hockey Talk - The Panthers have been mediocre at best / Neil can't wait to get away from Buddy Bud Paxson / The company is drowning because Paxson doesn't know what he's doing / Nothing is working right around the station and Neil thinks the Paxson people need psychiatric help / Neil just wants to come in and do a show each day until he escapes WIOD / Caller complains that the show is turning into a sports show / Nobody was shocked or cared when Ellen came out because her show blows / People in bigger markets don't care about who is gay or straight on TV

I would listen to QAM more if...poll

Johnny Carson died over the weekend. POLL: Who best fits this description: Someone who became more popular after death?

kids at lunch hour, hockey tickets, should police have shot suspect?