10 AM - Noon. Neil was on the Jeff DeForrest TCI Cable Access TV show with live studio audience and a live band. Wayne HiPinga. Adam Kirschner a.ka. Danger Boy is always sick. Jorge Rodriguez's friend dies. Neil doesn't go to funerals. Pejorative terms. OJ. Michael Jackson. Mike Lange Hockey Calls.

Neil is doing his 4 hours before he goes to Steve's show to tell the virgin Rev. Jason a thing or two.

He and Glen discuss the Emmys, Bill Chesser, Joey's TV show, and Jack Fruit.

Paul Harvey, Jr. calls about Rich's last name. How to pronounce the holiday Sukkos or Sukkot?

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Reads Newspaper articles, Myspace and Ratings

Neil is on early today because Stern's show ended by 10:30. Alyssa Milano is Behind the Beaded Curtain. Open phones, short show due to Marlins' game, and some bedtime stories. The #1 TV catchphrase is "You're Fired". Trump song parody at 00:54:25. POLL: How do you think you will die? (Neil voted Old Age or Natural Causes, Jorge voted for Heart Attack)

Neil/Ferall Crossover: Ferrall ran into Gilbert, Moe talk. Katharine Hepburn died over the weekend. Neil reads another passage from Hilary's book. POLL: The last thing I wanna hear about on the Neil Rogers show is?

golf, new yorkers

Neil rips the airline industry / You can't complain about quality in South Florida because there isn't any / A caller from Houston thanks Neil for the shows he was able to enjoy while he was locked up in a South Florida jail / The old people want to ban everything in the area / Young people will be lucky if they can get out of South Florida and never come back / This is not a World Class area because you have to go to other places to find things like gambling and decent transportation / Everything is closed all the time in this horse and buggy town / Caller recommends that Neil vacation in Argentina, but Neil says all the Nazis are hiding out there / Americans only know about two things: Mediocrity and Violence / Neil has hit a dead end on the Atkins Diet and needs some advice / Listeners always ask Neil for advice on everything but they won't help him out with his Atkins problems / Neil says Phil Hendrie reminds him a little bit of Bill Calder, who the listeners never really appreciated / When the OJ trial ends people are going to need OJ Withdrawal Therapy / Neil needs new eyeglasses / Some more Atkins and food talk in general to close out the show

Clip of Neil's remote at the new Specs, Mr. Calder explains to Glen why he dislikes him.

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