Whoops. Looks like the last 15 minutes of this episode just isn't there. Don't know why. The Matrix probably glitched it. But, abortion is cool. Josh loves it. Especially if the baby is already born! Also, we talk about times that we hurt ourselves on accident. Bill O'Reilly comes on to talk about his "allegations" against him! What a guy!

So, we can all agree that worshipping celebrities is corny right? And serial killers? Unless you're gonna murder me and lots of other people, just stop. Anyways, sorry this episode sucks. We're really distracted by NHL PLAYOFF HOCKEY BABY. FUCK SYDNEY CROSBY. Thanks for listening. 

The first chunk of this is so boring. Nothing is really happening in our lives right now other than being busy and the weather being awful. But, videogames happen to come up. We talk about ones that make us cry out of frustration and make us cry from sad stories. Oh, Josh also hasn't seen a lot of sci fi movies, but he has seen more than he thinks? I don't know, listen to him talk about them in the second segment.

Our good friend Brent comes on to discuss some Lord of the Rings theories. Look at him. He reads books. Theories include of who Tom Bombadil is, why those giant eagles didn't carry everyone to Mount Doom, and Gollum being a consiousness that lives in the Ring.

PS: Part 2 of 2 because if we didn't separate it, it'd be over 2 hours long. Don't say I never did anything for you guys.

Our good friend Brent comes on to discuss some Lord of the Rings theories. Look at him. He reads books. What a nerd. DJ Khaled also gets brought up, and we briefly discuss the end of the Red Wings' 25 consecutive playoff appearance streak. Josh is hurt.

The full LOTR discussion happens in Part 2. I'll post that one soon.

PS: Part 1 of 2 because if we didn't separate it, it'd be over 2 hours long. Don't say I never did anything for you guys.

Sorry for the delay folks, some things happened this week that prevented us from doing an episode on Wednesday like usual. But we got this one for you and BOY HOWDY our mics sound SO good now. We talk about some people that we knew in our past. These people are terrible. Hope you enjoy. 

Josh hasn't seen a majority of what are the best action movies of all time. It's so bad, he doesn't even know their plots when I mention the movie titles. Stunning. (Also folks, I had to skype in for this one. That's why my mic sounds so terrible for the first 15 minutes. Not at all because I had the mic in the wrong position and had it turned down a lot. No way, I'm a perfect producer and did nothing wrong here.)

We decided to do another episode for the week. Our friend Kevin decides to join us at the end there. He left us without saying anything when we were teenagers and didn't tell anyone. He talks about that a little bit. We also talk about shitty places that we've stayed that aren't our own houses. Enjoy. 

Is the CIA watching you? Does Josh have a concussion? Would it be hot if Luke and Leia fucked? We talk about all of that here on this episode baby. The new Alien trailer looks sick too.

Josh saw a girl crying during For Today at Cornerstone once. He loved it. Felt a strong connection to god. He also feels a strong connection to Ken Holland, GM of the Detroit Red Wings. He talks about that a lot. I also air my grievances about some band I used to be in. They all suck.