Why do the best jokes always come to me 3.5 hours after we record something. It's like every single day. Anyway, Branden is back from California and he's def never allowed back there after the outfit he tried to pull off/out. Massive props to Ceej for filling in last time out. And Gregr has something polarizing to taste test live on the pod!

In the vacation absence of Branden and his mustache, we couldn't be any happier to welcome super-sub guest host and all around excellent bean eating floating Florida man, Ceej. This episode had far more nipple talk than a show called Nerd Talk should, but that's how we keep em guessing!

If you gave it all up for a simpler life, what would your profession be? We have the return of a long dead segment this week! Air BnB for dogs is sure taking off and that took us down the road of cancelling out/opposite smells which ultimately leads to Branden probably having to sleep on the couch for a few nights... Shout out to DJ Slam for being a legend in the reviews, we're very grateful! 

Well, this got loaded wrong by our idiot producer (Gregr) and so you get two episodes this week! 

Very important Question of the Week - is peanut butter a liquid, gel or an aerosol? The TSA has a definite answer and whatever that is, it's not as good as what we came up with! Branden tells the grossest story of an idiot and his oyster but then also offers us a fun new snack to help settle our stomachs. Also, unrelated, we're not sure if Beethoven is Safeway material or not. 

?Day is back and we realized it like 3 minutes before the show! Thank you for checking us out. If you're on Apple Podcasts, would you pls rate/review?

Which video game are you best at? Your skills as a couch queen (or king) could be critical in crowning you the corruption champion of the world! But for real, we don't have it. Thanks as always for listening, we love you for it!

Earth as a layer cake! In the process let's hope we don't vaporize an alien civilization a billion light years away, sheesh. 

We spend a whole lot of time talking about everyone's favorite half human, two-thirds horse hybrid, the Centaur. This week is a whole new approach to the show and we're thrilled with the result. Sorry about the part about the clouds and specifically the rain, but it was super fun to just think about one thing for most of a show. Also, we talk about smoking pot in space in a... non-conventional way.

This one gets weird. When you think of a Centaurpede do you think of a human top with one hundred horse legs, or something... else... Also, how do you feel about robots covered in skin? And do said robots have nips or no?