This episode we review The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. We talk about bad protagonists, too much exposition, rules of magic, and setting our clocks as we pass the Prime Merlinian.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 59 of Never End the Story, a hinged Cage, actors that would pair well in a face/off, and actors that look the same.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

This episode we review Face/Off. We discuss how there’s so much happening all the time, psychological and body horror, gross familial interactions, and how the final climax just keeps happening.

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Cast: Ivan, Heather, Spencer, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 58 of Never End the Story, the monocle, what cars we would be, and Buzzfeed.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

This episode we review Gone in 60 Seconds. We talk about real family connections, car heists, and SPHYNX!

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 57 of Never End the Story, talk about math numbers, and have a long discussion of movies that would be improved -or worsened- if Cage was in it.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

This episode we continue our transition from apocalypse to Cage movies by reviewing Knowing. We discuss Christian parallels with the angeliens, solving a mystery too fast, and get off-topic into an exploration of conspiracy-core.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 56 of Never End the Story, discuss Cage’s body of works that we’re familiar with, and use future knowledge to make a joke. We also make a special announcement of our future movie lineup!

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

This episode we review Next. We discuss Cages’ charisma, the definitely not creepy future stalking, and how the FBI were the real villains all along.

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Cast: Ivan, Connor, Shana, Tepper

We discuss our thoughts on Episode 55 of Never End the Story, the failed ending, spontaneous theater viewings, and Boss Baby Driver.

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Cast: Ivan, Chris, Connor, Tepper