Happy New Year guys! We have been a little lazy (and a little hungover, to be honest) over the Christmas break. But we are back! Today we talk Ducktales in the White House and radioactive bunker shenanigans. Enjoy

John is currently... well, we aren't sure where John is. But Doug & Lachlan are here to unwrap the HUGE Disney+ announcements from the Disney Investor's day. 

After such a year as this, it is important to focus on what matters: The Annual Never Showing Christmas Pitch. 

In this episode, John is away ho-ing somewhere and Doug is off checking his list twice so Lachlan enlists the help of his wife to round up the best festive films to stream this December. 

After the debauchery caused by John & Doug a few weeks back, Lachlan decided it was time to class the place up with a few references to Greek Theatre... Don't worry, it gets better from there. 

With the honourable Judge presiding, Lachlan and John argue the current state of cinema. Is it on its last breath? will their be a resurgence? will pants remain on for the entirety of the episode. All these questions will.... maybe.... possibly..... probably not be answered.

With Lachlan away this week, Doug and John are left to their own devices. Needless to say things went downhill quite quickly,,,

After an exhausting week. Our three hosts discuss the death of Sean Connery.

Drugged and kidnapped, John, Lachlan and Doug find themselves in dark and decrepit bathroom. John feels right at home until they realise in order to escape, they must  each pitch their ideal horror movie to a faceless and menacing audience...

It's our 1 year anniversary people! and we just wanted to take the time to thank each and everyone of you for listening to us ramble about movies on a weekly basis. you are amazing!!

Here is the list we used to make our pitches this week: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls002037865/

The Never Showing guys decide now is the right time of year to delve into what made them such messed up individuals... particularly, what horror films contributed to their psychological trauma...