With John floundering in a gutter somewhere, Lachlan and Doug decide to Do some online tests to check their validity. Also we find out that the Met Gala has a surprising fan. Test links below:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/which-2019-movie-are-you?fbclid=IwAR3vTGlDDCwuhVWWZ2xxF-t4ugSk3e05V2dVnXj3_BN_kN4e2Rz9sQQ5W8Q

https://www.thequiz.com/pick-the-best-movies-and-well-reveal-which-one-fits-your-personality/?fbclid=IwAR27KpkQBjYq0Ja0CgriESwwMs8yMTRDX4lkeUCDsjbtJ3GzFzDmzaVhTGY

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/?fbclid=IwAR1TD9vOnnD8OGQ2KhgBnC5-Qd-G250-tFFwvEpFbXZeWKkR-YYeqEc8lT8

The guys start out with a thoughtful discussion on the future of cinema and slowly devolve into erotic picture taking, movie watching regrets, children's movies we like as adults and 90s action movies. I mean, did you really expect anything else?

Today we speak in awe of the man mountain they call the rock. The hardest working man in Hollywood holds a special place in our hearts. Things your likely to hear in this podcast: references to Ken dolls, mythic creatures from Jewish folklore, Tom cruise comparisons and way too much talk of The Human Centipede for no real reason! Welcome back to the Never Showing Podcast!

It's incredibly obvious that Lachlan isn't here this week as Doug & John discuss their love of cinema, including their favourite cinematic memories. 

In this episode, Lachlan discusses fixing the problems he had with Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. 

Kick off your Converse All Stars, Pour yourself a refreshing Vanilla Coke and listen to the guys discuss all things product placement in film. They also sell out and pitch their own product placement films in the hopes of earning some extra cash... It doesn't work.

Ever wanted to know which scent our hosts embody? Weirdly enough this is the episode with the definitive answer! Oh! They also discuss the supremely talented Eva Green as well. Enjoy!

The Never Showing crew pitch a 'bottle' film - don't know what a 'bottle' film is? Neither did Lachlan. Come listen to find out!

On Today's episode we profess our love to El Tigre himself, Mr Danny Trejo. Join Doug, john and Lachlan as we discuss all things Trejo and admire the 76 year old's work ethic and body of work.

John takes us through the Back to the Future film that almost was in this Never Showing special!