Never Surrender - a GWS Giants AFL podcast

This podcast starts with an ODE!!! Sparrow on poetical fire.

#waveon. Did you see that? We interviewed the Milkman and then the GWS Giants hung in there and gutsed out a win in the pouring rain in 8 degrees centigrade at Traeger Park in Alice Springs in the middle of a desert. Is it a coincidence? (imagine thinking face emoji) Every possible angle in every possible universe is picked over by Ragnar Lothbrok, Sparrow and Needles in a forensic hour of fascinating football banter. Never Surrender by the Squinters is the world's best GWS Giants AFL fan-made podcast and we know it.

And now that Ragnar has migrated from angry email writing fan to embittered podcast pundit, there is room in our inbox for YOU! [email protected]

Yeah, we've only gone and dunnit - had a chat, like absolute bosses, with a forrealz GWS Giant, the one and only, Jason 'the Milkman' 'El Lechero' 'The Balranald Boy' Gillbee!!! Total legend. He's our favourite. Was concussed when we spoke last week, currently carving his way into first grade through the magoos. There's mysteries - so many mysteries, exclusives - bombshells everywhere, and fair dinkum insights. We (Ragnar, Needles and Der Spatz) loved it, he's a champ, and we hope he goes well.

Never Surrender by the Squinters is the only GWS Giants AFL podcast by fans, for fans - a fancast, if you will, and the best one. But we gotta thank Jaso, Zelly and the Giants for being cool with making this happen. You guys are alright. xoxo

Also have a listen to Needles's cameo on the Purple Reign podcast last Thursday, biggin' up the Orange Boys to the Westizens: https://open.spotify.com/show/1lUwfZaDKjgqLR5JOZ3QDn

And then email to [email protected] your answer to following chin-stroker: who would win a fight in a 50m pool filled waist high - a Great White Shark or a Polar Bear?

This episode of Never Surrender by the Squinters, the only GWS Giants AFL fancast, may or may not be 40 minutes of Needles and Der Spatzl listening to Ragnar Lodbrok's heavingly emotional paean to Callum Brown.

Either way, worth it.

So I don't get it. We lost again, at home, to a team (who were) below us on the ladder and have had a terrible fortnight, who we need to beat to improve their (our) draft pick and are the fourth enemy in Der Spatz's Big 4 Baddies we need to beat to win a season if we miss out on the flag ('Pies, Swans, Dogs, Tiges), and bloody Ragnar's all like "yeah, nah it's all good.' Even Dr Nangs, who was at the bloody game and watched the loss, is the coolest thing unhung about it all and want's Breadsy's babies.

Swear to god, if we get done by the Kanga's this weekend, I'm going to have a stroke (even though I won't be watching it, obvs - but Ragnar will be, because he'll be there, having takec his longboat for a raid up Stormzy's Bay, a spot of golf and a bit of footy - nice Viking life if you can get it, I guess).

Some Squinters watch State of Origin (we're moving one to the next game), some Squinters do a pod called Never Surrender by the Squinters - the OnlyFan's (wait...is that right?) GWS Giants AFL podcast, some Squinters do both, and some Squinters leave Adelaide on State of Origin night to do a pod. There are all those sorts of Squinters - ie; Ragnar Lofbrock, Der Spatz and Needles - on this pod - a bit delayed because we have lives, OK - patience, padawans - gathered here to talk about stuffing the Cats RIGHT UP again, at Geelong. Everyone was good, Toby was great, and we didn't pick up anyone in the mid-season. Find out why, right here, right now.

[email protected]. Send in an opinion. You won't.

For Der Spatz's Record: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWSgiants/comments/13kh47j/petition_to_nickname_james_peatling_the_beetle/

Never Surrender by the Squinters - the best, also, the only, fan & ChatGPT-produced GWS Giants AFL global podcast. Unauthorised, unfiltered and uninformed since 2019. And for the first time since then, two shows in a row! It's Ragnar - he's brought energy, opinions, and bloodthirsty ruthlessness - if we finish higher than 12th - and if we don't beat North at Hobart soon that will become a stretch goal anyway - he'll be pissed. Find out why, and all about how the youthful orange shoots sprouting at the club, and the Death-Riding Richmond stream on Big Footy.

[email protected]. Send in an opinion. Dare you.

Never Surrender by the Squinters is the best (and only) fan-produced GWS Giants AFL podcast on the whole interweb. Proudly unauthorised (and - so far - unsponsored but if any Giants fan owns a company and wants amazing publicity for a nominal sponsorship landing all the Squinters in clover then come running at [email protected]), always unfiltered and utterly uninformed. Until now.

Yes, you're surprised that Needles and Sparrow are doing a pod after a pantsing. In truth, so were we and did wish we could have introduced our very, very special quasi-mythic Scandanavian Raider under more winning circumstances, but that's as maybe, our Viking bro was ready to go. He's got insights, provocative (if not inflammatory) opinions, hairy breeches and, as recorded on this pod, is going to owe Needles 50 dollarbucks. I foresee spicy scenes. Horn's up!

Bubs was there! He saw Toby Greene do the things! for real! and he has opinions about who was good (we like snooze) and who was less good (also about Lawso's Copenhagen cold take on Lachie Ash) and he shares them with Needles on the only GWS Giants AFL podcast, Never Surrender by the Squinters!

There's a lot to be angry out, and the Squinters - your hosts of your favourite GWS Giants fan-made AFL podcast (because its still the only one), Never Surrender by the Squinters, are angry with you. Not only are we the first podcast ever to use ChatGPT for their content in an attempt to get a runningstart at bowing down to our AI overlords, but, we ask, is this all there is to look forward to, they ask, endless St. Kildan mediocrity (wait...), who's coming in for Jake Ricciardi, was giving up Jezza for an unprecedented draft haul not the haul, unprecedented or otherwise, everyone bar David King thought it would be, and Freo can wrap an anchor in their rip-off 'stealth' guernsey and stick up their arse. Sideways. That's enough to be going with, we think.