The ladies discuss women’s sexual health, intimate relationships with the mammogram machine, and the “tsunami of crazy” that hormones can cause. Plus, Celia recruits a new listener in… well… an exposed state, and the word vagina is said A LOT.

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Jodie jumps into this episode with a parenting fail so epic that it almost renders Celia speechless. Almost. They, then, talk about the myriad of emotions they have while watching their daughters growing up in such unprecedented times. They delve into some parenting trends they don’t understand, and judge the hell out of themselves for all the various ways they screw things up. And by “they”, we are referring to the squirrels who are to be blamed for everything. Plus, Jodie does an impression so accurate you’ll swear she morphed into another being, altogether.

Jodie and Celia kick off the episode by discussing Jodie’s project, Beyond The Edge, airing on CBS prime time, this month! Jodie spent time deep in the jungles of Panama while Celia spent time without her best friend, leaving her feeling pretty lonely. Not lonely enough to ever want to spend time in a jungle, but still. Jodie and Celia, then, talk about how the pandemic has left middle age moms (because they are BOTH middle age now. Ha ha.) feeling more lonely and isolated than ever. Plus, Jodie reflects on her pandemic breakdown, Celia introduces Jodie to Urine Therapy (the CONCEPT not the practice!), and some singing ensues. Yes, seriously.

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This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by John and Caitlin Stamos! Perhaps you’ve heard of them? Everything from keeping kids alive, to picking partners, how John and Caitlin met, and buttholes in faces are discussed. Those last two things are NOT related! And, of course, this episode would not be complete without a Bob Saget love fest, and a deep, raw, and heartfelt discussion about life, death, and grief. Also, let’s just say that the Grateful AF cards picked on this show are more, well, revealing than usual. 

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It’s the season of love, and the premier of Season 5! And while we certainly could have taken five hundred twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes to catch up on all the things that happened during our hiatus, we promise that we did not. We did, however, wax poetic about Valentine’s Day, love, and breakups. That is, if you think frozen poop is poetic. Yeah… it’s that kind of show! Plus, unsolicited advice on cold sores, Celia may have fallen out of a tree, and Jodie got engaged!!! Welcome back, Never Nation. We sure did miss you! 

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Believe it or not, it’s the final episode of Season Four (we’ll be back soon, we promise)! Jodie and Celia cover holiday lists their kids have provided. One in a FAR more organized fashion than the rest. They then wrap up the season by unwrapping the best of some of the worst toys EVER created. Their rundown will likely leave you feeling like a turtle that just wants to hide in its shell. Not to be confused with a “Turdle” that wants to take a crap. Or, maybe both. Probably both. 

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This week, Jodie and Celia cannonball into a pool of Never Nation listener letters! They read a slew of “never thought I’d say this” moments from all of you, many of which are “Peniscentric”. Who’s surprised? From "c$@nting bitches" in fast food lines, to how many people can sit on the toilet together, they hear all about it, and love every minute. 

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Celia tells Jodie about the unexpected ‘treat’ she found in her eldest daughter’s Halloween candy and how said daughter tried to ‘trick’ her into thinking it wasn’t a…nicotine vape! Our fearless leaders then discuss how to handle such situations because, honestly, who the heck actually knows how to handle such situations?! Psychology Today, that’s who. Lastly, the ladies become official official best friends.

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Jodie and Celia do a Thanksgiving episode to “beat the band” (you’ll get it when you listen) where they share some of their favorite Thanksgiving fails courtesy of the interwebs. They also debrief on a few of their own Thanksgiving memories (Celia’s weirdly involve pets and their genitalia. No one knows why.) and Jodie creates a new word! Lastly, they play a round of Thanksgiving MadLibs which, goes exactly as you would expect. 

 

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The ladies discuss how to teach kids emotional intelligence while also recognizing their own patterns and (ew) feelings. Then, Sabrina shares a story from her childhood which, in turn, gives Jodie and Celia a lesson on how to raise an army of femmebots. It’s a whole education situation on NTIST this week!

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