What do the Olympics, Cardi B, Jodie and Celia have in common? Not much… at all, BUT the ladies do discuss Cardi B, and how she shows that pregnant people, and moms in particular, can do ANYTHING!  Especially, in a leotard. Celia, however, found that putting on boots while extremely pregnant CAN be difficult.  She's definitely no Track & Field star, Allyson Felix (you’ll just have to listen). Today's show is a big "F*&% YEAH" to the ladies out there running (sometimes literally) the world.

*We know that this power can apply to Dads, and ALL parents, but today we’re talking about some of the badass moms of the world, especially, in this Olympics! But we love ALL of our #nevernation family!

Jodie and Celia delve into the hell that is making school lunches and are in AWE of a TikTok mom that makes a gazillion sandwiches a day! They discuss just why it would be impossible for either of them to manage such a feat of super-human "mom-ness". Celia has some school lunch stories of her own, courtesy of none other than... her mother. Plus, things take one hell of a weird turn in a gondola down a VERY different type of canal. Oh boy. 

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Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss some hot and, not so hot, toys that are out right now. Toys for kids, that is. Mostly.
Plus, Jodie learns brand new information about John Stamos and how he's connected to Celia's favorite 'toy' of all! We promise, it's NOT what you think!

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This week’s pod is out and we’re re-capping summer with a little talk about good ol’ camp! Not just ANY camp, but the ‘Fyre Festival’ of kids’ camps. Because they refuse to be outdone, the ladies talk about their own camp experiences and, let's just say, Celia’s camp story sounds like something from the mind of the writer of ‘Porky’s’. So much so, that even Jodie was shocked. That says a LOT. Don’t make us “John Cougar Melloncamp” you, just listen!!



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This week on Never Thought I'd Say This, Jodie recaps her family vacation where she was able to unplug, reboot, and realize it is, in fact, possible for everyone to enjoy each other's company! Celia, on the other hand, shares that her uterus is on its way toward a permanent vacation and introduces a new royal title that both moms embrace and run with in the exact way you suspect they would. Plus, an airing of grievances from them both to a certain boyfriend that managed to put both of his feet directly down his throat. 

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On this week’s episode things kick off with Celia REEEALLY making an “ass” of herself, as Jodie tries to introduce their new producer Sabrina, who’s sole job is steering the crazy NTIST ship. You know, as much as anyone can steer a ship filled with cursing pirates! More importantly, the ladies pull back the layers on the "Queen MILF" and her "MILF Mobile,” which has caused quite the stir in the state of Maine. By the way, Maine’s got some WILD laws for the ladies to tell you about too! Get the full story as the ladies talk about how they feel about the "MILF Mobile." They also share their MILF encounters and debate what exactly qualifies one as MILF material. It’s obviously a very "heated" discussion, and some official definitions are debated. Where do YOU stand?  Find out more on this week's episode of "Never Thought I'd Say This."

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This week the ladies of Never Thought I'd Say This make it through technical difficulties to be joined by America's TV Dad, Bob Saget! He comes to share some laughter and wisdom and even some insight as to how Little Richard may have had a "hand" in Jodie being constantly forgetful.  Things get deep when they talk life, love, boundaries and how all of the above spares no one from heartache. But of course, things end with a "hug" (as best as one can over Zoom) and a family, feel good vibe.

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Jodie and Celia talk about peer pressure on this week’s episode of Never Thought I’d Say This after Celia’s kids (and Dustin) tried to use their powers of pressure on her to no avail. They then examine the different types of peer pressure and reminisce about some peer pressure-y situations they were involved in once upon a ‘forking’ time. But, the tour de force comes when they reveal the latest creation from Celia’s parents… Elegant Geezer. What IS an Elegant Geezer, you ask? Oh, don't worry, you'll find out on this week's episode.

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Celia and Jodie read "Never Nation" emails from fans in this weeks' episode of Never Thought I'd Say This! Resulting in a “Fan Funk Phenomenon" if you will (Jodie deeply apologizes for that one). As you can imagine, the subject lines of these emails are WILD. But more importantly, they provided great (amazingly terrible) inspiration for future band names!  BTW... did you know that 'leftist nudist colonies' are a thing?! Well, you will after you listen to this episode.  Finally, Celia and Jodie try to figure out exactly how much information is TOO much for the kids.  Especially since, chances are… they already know too much.

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Jodie and Celia are BACK (and finally in the same room!) for the Season 4 Premiere of Never Thought I'd Say This! They also have a new producer at the helm... and let's just say being rude to her would be a REAL bad idea! Plus, they share their feral-cat-like feelings about slowly re-entering society now that restrictions have eased and they're both vaccinated; Jodie dabbles in some evil-genius parenting and LA Dodger, Albert Pujols, becomes central focus in the Behar household.

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