John explains his new drugs policy at work and Boyd has an axe to grind.

Spectacles update, Amazing Grace, sexist posters, Batman, sleep monitoring, Rufus, birds, guns, chickens, spiders, talcum powder, gin, broccoli, and Brexit panic buying.

Spectacles update, wood pigeon wars, the price of petrol, s pillowcase full of port, DIY stories from the front line, down the pub, John's hard hat, more DIY.

Boyd and John discuss a new show title, pant and sock strategy, dishwashers (again), coat hangers, having a crit, Psychology for eCommerce, Solihull, eating tar, and parrots.

The boys cover so much ground in this week's jam-packed episode including the EuroBob, the papier-mâché penis, doctor diary fake news, Arthur Askey's busy bee, the annoying Shed Man, and how to win friends and influence people.

Dishwashers, Radio 2 and Sally Traffic nonsense, annoying teenager music, Uncle Tom's Print Box, John's furry ear, Christmas presents.

In this sparkling episode, topics include John Carpenter; They Live, Twitter, John is on holiday again, nudist sunbathing and its relationship to the Fendi Scarf, compensation blues, things that don't do anything, and how mean is John.

John and Boyd hatch their enterprising business plans, Boyd buys another pair of glasses, John goes on holiday again, and the lads chat about what3words.com.

John is on holiday again, no drinking and gout update, Martin Parr's spine, the cat sat in the window, John nearly went to China, Liverpool, and the Big C.

Andy the Roofer; is John an alcoholic?; cave divers are insane; plumbers v graphic design; First Man film review; grout (not funny); is John Homer Simpson?; John whinges about not having a new car; Boyd’s cleaner (Sue Springclean and Things go better with Coke.,