Even though we crave approval, we are alone in our journey. Word association is now offensive. Don't even think of stuff, you insensitive prick. Me being me, doing stuff things. It's 30 minutes. Oh, and my new My Pillow jam.

Get to vs have to, Larry The Cable Guy is really fucking cool, back to Nebraska, Old Newberg vs Young Newberg, parents are evil, the road, bacteria, and mostly just Happy Monday because we have our first legit sponsor!

Hope is F'd, but we do it anyway. Have some faith, y'all. Also, there is no harm in being open minded and something about a plaid basketball. Off to Nebraska.

If you ever realized how little people thought of you, you'd never care what people thought. Don't @ me. Also, sooo much stuff.

Episode 64 is probably my favorite episode so far with special guest Myk Watford. He's star of the HUGE upcoming film "The Kitchen," alongside Tiffany Haddish, Melissa McCarthy, and Elisabeth Moss. I had a million questions to ask this journeyman actor - who has been in EVERYTHING - and got to the first one and we went back and forth for the whole episode. Great dude and really fun conversation. You heard about him here first!

Worrying is F'd, but we do it ALWAYS! Plus, NY comic and "Got It From My Mama" podcast host @toripiskin and @mich_dion 

The news is F'd, but we ... etc. Five perfect bands, the Dick app, five overrated bands, politics!!!! Gasp!!!! And I apologize to everyone, so it's okay. #HotToast

Two comics nerd out and talk about jokes. Two-time Emmy Award winning writer, producer, and comic Jill Kushner stops by the kitchen and we discuss "Actually," meth gators, a segment called "Is this question racist," this or that, and shout outs to Michigan businesses!

Cosmopolitan Magazine writer and book author @itsgabiconti (AKA Gabra Cadabra) pops in the kitchen to discuss dating, 007, 007's little brother, 006, and a whole lot of things said by that one person about stuff. It's fun, you will like -#HotToast!

Happy Sunday chillin. Michelle hijacks the cast and interviews me. Plus, banging soup, 100-year-old bush, the gentle sweet caress of Tom Cruise, and air hockey mayhem.