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EPISODE 100 is here—and it's chaotic, honest, funny, and maybe even a little profound. On this milestone episode of The Newberg Pod, I dive into surprising marijuana smoker stats, explore what it really means to become the person you're meant to be, and argue (for reasons unclear) that David Bowie is also David Blowie. I check in with my 10-year-old self, unleash some killer jokes, relive the horror of being booed at the ballet, and make three wildly specific wishes. Plus, for real—thank you for listening, supporting, and making it to 100 episodes with me. Hit play and let's celebrate in the most Newberg way possible.

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This week, Newberg & Hannah team up with The Advice Guys for a chaotic deep dive into: 💀 Who would YOU hide a body for? (And who's getting ghosted instead?) 🍽️ Creepy old dudes hitting on servers—how bad does it get? 🎭 Your boyfriend quotes Andrew Tate… is it over? 💋 Would you send an F-Boy a mug? (And what would it say?) 🔥 Sex workers, thirsty dudes, and the art of the DM slide! It's unhinged, hilarious, and just a little concerning. Buckle up! 🚀🎙️ WATCH / LISTEN NOW! ⬇️

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🚨🔥 NEW NEWBERG POD ALERT! 🔥🚨

Today's episode is packed with non-stop laughs, weird brain dumps, and absolute chaos! 🎉 We're talking:

🎭 Detroit shows – Did they love or just tolerate me? 😂 Newberg being ridiculously funny – As usual, but somehow even more. 🎶 New songs – Bangers or instant regrets? 🧠 Brain dump madness – I'm unloading everything in my heads (terrifying). 🤣 A TON of jokes – Like, an unreasonable amount. 💩 Dysentery?! – Oregon Trail flashbacks or something real? 📢 Amber Alerts – Why do they always hit at the worst time? 🎂 Life, joy, and birthdays – Existential dread or celebration mode?

Buckle up, hit play, and let the insanity begin! 🚀🔥 #NewbergPod

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You're not ready for this one. It starts with a baby book for a dog. "First Bark," "First Sniff," even "First Hump" (thankfully, no photo). Is this just quirky or full-blown serial killer behavior? And it only gets weirder. A straight guy secretly addicted to Grindr, claiming it's "harmless curiosity." A neighbor who gifts expensive chocolates until one missed "thank you" turns into literal chocolate revenge. A marriage where sex only happens during Eagles' Greatest Hits—and yes, Desperado plays every. single. time. Oh, and the ultimate betrayal: when your best friend, who happens to be the funniest comedian alive, completely blows up your love life. This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable. Listen now—you'll question everything. 🎧👉 #NewbergAndHannah #AdviceGuys #WTFStories

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THIS. EPISODE. IS. INSANE. 🤯 We're talking weddings ruined, sex ruined, dates ruined, and entire lives ruined—and somehow, we're supposed to give advice??

💥 A groom has a SECRET BACKUP FIANCÉE 💥 A guy brought HIS MOM to "HELP" 💥 A girl gives a TED Talk DURING SEX— 💥 A Super Bowl party mystery—boyfriend disappears into the bathroom with another girl… "panic attack" or CHEATING?! 💥 A musician wants to be celibate for a YEAR but still "hang out"

It's Advice Guys x Newberg & Hannah Pod, and this episode is a train wreck in the BEST way. You will SCREAM.Listen NOW before your relationship ends up in our inbox. 🎧🔥 #WTF #ToxicOrNah #AdviceGuys #NewbergPod

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STOP EVERYTHING. Newberg *& Hannah discuss 🚨 Is Kanye the ultimate villain or a marketing mastermind playing us all like puppets?! 🤯 We break down his latest chaos and whether it's calculated or just crazy. Plus—Super Bowl MELTDOWNS, the biggest wins, and the fails that will haunt players forever. 🏈💀 Do people root for you to lose? PTSD personalities, and serving up life advice that's so good it might ruin your life. 👀💥 You NEED to hear this one! 🔥 Wherever you pod or follow us on YT @NewbergPod You can find Hannah on instagram @littlehannahsucks You can find J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy or text him 310 696 8151

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This week's questions are pure chaos—a joke thief, a burger thief, a possible sex cult initiation, a minivan ruined by bodily fluids, and a date so disastrously funny it ended in actual pants-pooping. One listener is debating whether to call out a friend who stole their joke and went viral, while another is questioning if their date's confidence in taking a bite of their burger without asking is a turn-on or a crime. Then there's the DC hookup that involved candlelight, chanting, and ancient Latin—was it a spell, a kink, or did she just unknowingly marry this dude? Meanwhile, one guy is realizing his mom's minivan smells like a porno set, and he needs a way to tell his girlfriend to stop drenching the seats without sounding like an asshole. And finally, the guy who watched his date trip and wipe out so spectacularly that he laughed until he literally shit his pants—does he come clean or take this shame to the grave? This episode is a five-car pileup of absurdity, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Buckle up. 🚨😂 With Special Guest Jen Murphy Wherever you stream or on YT https://youtu.be/r9EtjHMCG44

This week on The Newberg Pod, we're breaking down the most unhinged Grammy moments—who won, who shouldn't have, and which artist dressed like an absolute lunatic. Plus, we unravel the most confusing phrases people actually say, debate getting in better shape without losing your soul, and tackle positivity vs. pure delusion. We also serve up killer advice, laugh-out-loud jokes, and a deep dive into the narcissists we ALL know and love to hate. It's unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably hilarious—don't miss it! 🚀🔥 #GrammyInsanity #WeirdPhrases #JokesOnJokes Please like subscribe and follow us on YT https://youtu.be/mUAIe5Xo0vY

Is your coworker's 'compliment' actually a crime? Did your date just say you look exactly like their sister before making a move? And how do you politely escape a gym locker room hostage situation featuring saggy grandpa anatomy? This week, Josh & Chris tackle the burning (sometimes literally) questions about bad haircuts, creepy flirting, and unsolicited naked pep talks. Buckle up—this one gets weird fast. 🔥🎧 With special guest Jen Murphy I am going to start doing Advice guys on here for a bit til we get an audience. Hope you don't mind. It's fun.

Would you give up sex for love? Move to a new city for a fresh start? Follow a life rule that makes zero sense? We're breaking it all down—plus, the dumbest relationship fails, and why death and music go hand in hand. It's chaos. It's real. It's the Newberg & Hannah pod, and you don't want to miss it! 🚀🔥🎙️ If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe. #comedy #podcast #positivity #advice #love Listen wherever you stream or on YT @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/bfvFheDFmkQ