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  • Episode 16: Dreams and sometimes nightmares

    Ever had a dream so vivid it left you questioning reality? Leilany kicks off our latest episode with a chilling recount of just that, sparking an enthralling chat about the mysteries of dreams, sleep paralysis, and the art of lucid dreaming. We shift gears to lighter fare, swapping stories about tattoos, the towering heights of NBA players, and the peculiar joys of solo travel. Our love for New York City and the enchantment of Broadway plays also make an appearance as we weave humor and heartfelt reflection throughout.

    Our discussion then takes an educational turn as we decipher the often-misunderstood term "liberal arts" and its academic siblings. Sharing our personal battles with high school and college, we touch on the impacts of COVID-19 on educational journeys. A debate about the allure of good handwriting in relationships spirals into deeper musings on love and meaningful connections, blending humor with genuine introspection.

    Finally, we tackle weightier subjects, from career aspirations in museum curation to the sobering realities of racism and the Holocaust. Tensions rise as we debate gender roles, financial independence, and the contrasts between corporate and nonprofit careers. With raw honesty and passion, we explore our social needs, respect, and values in today's complex world. Special guest Leilany brings fresh viewpoints, adding depth and dynamism to our exchange. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and insights in this candid episode.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 15: Carlos is back!!
    Ever wondered what happens when you return to podcasting after a break? Carlos comes back with a bang, sharing hilarious stories from his recent adventures, including a Pride 5K race that ended faster than he could have imagined and an "altruistic" trip to Africa that might not be what it seems. We laugh about the decision to stick to high-quality audio content, skipping video recordings for this season. Eric jumps in with his own tales of running a Thanksgiving Day 5K on the beach, complete with the challenges of sand and the quirks of fitness routines involving Vibram toe shoes.

    Next, we lighten the mood with some candid chatter about personal grooming and the aging process. From hairline and eyebrow tattoos to the inevitable march of hair loss, we share laughs over our own experiences. The conversation takes a surprising turn as we discuss a chaotic political debate and the rising cost of everyday items like beer. Wrapping this section up, we share a humorous story about an unusually short coworker, weaving together humor and relatable everyday moments.

    Things get intense as we dive into upcoming court appearances, bizarre legal tactics, and casino strategies that might just make or break your night. We discuss the absurdity of a hacker potentially facing life for leaking GTA 6 and reminisce about the oddities of social distancing during the pandemic. The episode reaches a fever pitch with a heated debate on politics, personal choices, and even the logistics of podcasting from jail. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, plenty of laughs, and the raw honesty you've come to expect from our show.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 14: Everything cost something

    Picture this: you're kicked out of your first apartment, living with a volatile roommate, and desperately trying to make ends meet with low-paying jobs. This chaotic chapter paints a vivid picture of life’s unpredictable challenges and the grit needed to survive.

    From the light-hearted banter of micro-wrestling stories to the harsh realities of agricultural labor, this episode covers it all. Laugh along with us as we share humorous conversations about aging and adventurous grandparents, and then brace yourself as we tackle the grueling conditions faced by laborers in the fruit fields. Controversial statements, outrageous anecdotes, and critical reflections on labor exploitation make for a compelling mix of laughter, introspection, and raw honesty. Buckle up—this rollercoaster of an episode is one you won’t want to miss!

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 13: Youthful Looks and Social Media Mayhem

    Can using a new body care product change your life? Join us as we explore our personal experiences with different brands like Old Spice, OGX, Native, and Dr. Squatch. We dig into our battles with skin reactions, excessive sweating, and the humorous yet frustrating moments of our wrestling days, igniting a friendly debate on who took the sport more seriously. Expect a rollercoaster of laughs and insights as we navigate the world of body care products and share our peculiar grooming habits.

    Ever wondered how motivation wanes and body image changes over time? We humorously reflect on skipping early morning workouts and the self-deprecation that follows weight gain. Alongside teasing each other’s body types and height, we candidly discuss our perspectives on fatherhood and the right timing for having kids. The mix of serious reflections and playful jabs captures the essence of our friendship and offers a light-hearted take on life's ups and downs.

    What does aging and media consumption look like in today's chaotic world? Tune in as we share anecdotes about mistaken ages, the desire to maintain a youthful appearance, and the absurdity of modern social media. From viral memes to explicit content on Twitter, we cover it all with raw, candid observations. We'll even take you through a wild night at a strip club and debate the impact of political events on our daily lives, highlighting the importance of focusing on our personal journeys amidst the noise.

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 12: Our biggest fan is wild!

    We share tales of local traffic woes and tip our hats (courtesy of Z Money) to our absent friend Carlos, it's clear that this episode is a melting pot. We touch on everything from the misunderstood art of hanging at McDonald's to the bravery behind confronting a home invader. Our conversations dance on the fine line between hilarity and heartfelt, as we explore the depths of friendship and the lengths we'd go for each other—bullets and all. It's an episode that meanders through the ridiculous and the relatable, leaving you with a sense of being part of our extended, if slightly dysfunctional, family. So pull up a chair, lend us your ears, and get ready to laugh, facepalm, and maybe even shed a tear with your favorite group of jesters.

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    52 min
  • Episode 11: The boys and a therapist
    Ever wondered what it’s like to have a close encounter with a celebrity chimp? Kevin, our guest from a quaint Southern Florida town. We transition from this light-hearted trivia to a deep dive into the exhilarating yet risky world of owning exotic pets. From monkeys to large dogs, we discuss the thorny issues and the appeal of living with such extraordinary companions, culminating in a lively debate on the feasibility and hazards of pet ownership.

    Get ready for a mind-expanding journey as we explore the multifaceted world of psychedelics, featuring Kevin's personal insights into substances like ayahuasca, LSD, ketamine, and DMT. Learn about the cultural and ceremonial significance of ayahuasca, the importance of shamans, and the potential benefits and risks associated with these powerful substances. We also touch on the controlled psychedelic therapy programs in California and Canada, the dark history of MK Ultra, and the contemporary landscape of potent THC levels and the dangers of adulterated drugs like fentanyl.

    As we wind down, join us for a candid conversation about nicotine addiction. We discuss the rebellious behavior of peers from strict religious backgrounds and the importance of authenticity in relationships. We round off with some light-hearted discussions on concerts, the intriguing world of cover bands, and the peculiar dynamics of family lineage. Don’t miss out on this episode packed with engaging stories, diverse topics, and thought-provoking debates!


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    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 10: Time to celebrate
    Laughs continue as we recount our vibrant experiences in Daytona Beach, compare fast food joints to grocery stores, and passionately debate the merits of romantic comedies. The conversation gets unexpectedly deep with discussions on life insurance and last-day-on-earth plans, sprinkled with our usual humor. From reminiscing about movies like "Jumanji" to critiquing Wiz Khalifa's music career, we leave no stone unturned. Tune in for an unpredictable blend of humor, controversy, and heartfelt moments that promise to keep you entertained from start to finish. 

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 9: New Kyle

    Ever wonder why some people seem to be mosquito magnets while others remain bite-free? Goomba's got some hilarious theories about blood types and those relentless Florida mosquitoes, all while sharing his adventures from attending his brother-in-law's high school graduation and fishing in the Everglades.

    From Kyle's transformation from a ripped gym-goer to a more relaxed persona, to Ryan's unexpected casino win and encounter with baseball player Hanley Ramirez, this episode is packed with personal anecdotes and laughter. 

    We don't hold back on bold statements and hypothetical scenarios, whether we're discussing masculinity, sexuality, or the fine art of road rage. With heartfelt moments about personal growth, self-love, and the quirks of everyday life, this episode promises to be a genuine and humorous journey through the ups and downs of friendship and personal transformation.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 8: When in doubt get a girl

    Ever squeezed into a room with six people and two boisterous dogs, only to find yourself live broadcasting to the world? That's exactly how we kicked off our latest episode, where chaos is just part of the charm. Our guest, the ever-delightful Leilany, dives straight into the deep end with us, recounting her post-Magic Kingdom automotive misadventure. From the get-go, it's a whirlwind of laughter, wild anecdotes, and the kind of candid conversations that can only happen among friends who've seen each other at their most unguarded. Trust us, you're in for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, but the view from the top is spectacular.

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    1 hr 5 min

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