Kourtney jumps on the phone to talk to Jessie Sheehan, author of Vintage Baker, and the two catch up quarantine style.

Suddenly,  1,000 miles away feels just as far as five.  Kourtney, usually adverse to phone conversations, breaths a sigh of relief when she finally hears Royce Burke's voice again.  They play Marry./Fuck/KIll with conventional grocery store snacks and compare notes.  

Are you suddenly swiping right on whatever you stashed in your freezer and pantry?  Us too!  We are about to marry a can of garbanzo beans, and honestly, it's one of the healthiest relationships we've ever had.  Thankfully, Andy Young of St. Reginald Parish WInes set aside time to talk us through pairing wines with the food I have shamefully hoarded.  

Wow- well my wrists are sore from performing CPR on our RSS feed but we decided to come back online in lieu of recent events.  Now rebranded under The Newlyfed Game umbrella, Kourtney and Erica are every bit as stupid as they were before and they're here to discuss their quarantine routines and who is more fuckable Jason Sudeikis or Bill Hader.