The couples who should have been in the finale didn't even make it to the finale to begin with. Toxicity wins and fake couples score the crown. Season 8 was a disaster and I can not believe how many people bought into Brinity. Trinity didn't even want to sleep with Bryce in The Hideaway. WAKE UP AMERICA! Y'all are embarrassing.

Emily Baldoni and Justin Baldoni are finally speaking out on Hollywood piranah Blake Lively's sexual harassment lawsuit against Justin Baldoni and his production studio for "It Ends With Us." The happy couple spoke out days after the world learned that Taylor Swift didn't invite Blake Lively to her Madison Square Garden wedding. Blake is a loser. Team Justin all day everyday.

I'm unpacking the most recent couple that was sent packing and talking about why Kayda's crashout, and all the secondhand embarrassment she gave me, may eliminate her from winning season 8. Melanie and Sincere are also a joke, as is Brinity. I reveal who should win and why. Let's dissect this madness and don't forget to vote!

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Royal wedding included Cartier watches for every guest, a string quartet playing Taylor's hit song, "Love Story," Travis was crying like a newborn baby at the altar and Lena Dunham made everyone gasp in horror. Anyone else besides Blake Lively upset that they couldn't attend the wedding of the century at Madison Square Garden? I also slam Taylor for not compensating the local New York businesses that lost revenue because of the street closures on a holiday weekend!

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Royal wedding pictures will break the internet, along with the documentary she's filming about her highly publicized nuptials. Taylor Swift is filming her wedding, and her fans are willing to support her in any way possible. I believe that a Taylor wedding documentary is in the works and I really hope she releases it this month because I want to see her creative vision come to life. How did they transform Madison Square Garden? We need to know expeditiously!

I talk about all of the cast members and all of the couples on Love Island season 8. I will start voting because there are some people who need to exit the island immediately. We aren't getting many great love stories this season, and I'm okay with that because the drama has been coming through for about the past week. I am so sat for these final episodes baby. Who are you rooting for?

Amanda Batula continues to be one of the dumbest losers in the Bravoverse. Her contract has not been renewed for Summer House season 11 now that everyone in the house hates her. Part of me wishes she would appear on season 11 so that she can witness all of the women Kyle Cooke will hook up with, but you know she probably wouldn't even care. Or would she??

West WIlson had his first sitdown interview on his friend SoHo Brody's Instagram show. His friends accused him of being a clout chasing womanizer. They asked him all of the right questions. It was a good interview. Now we want him and Amanda Batula to go away forever. That would be nice.

The Netflix documentary Motherly Instince was peak entertainment but I need to know why Taylor Parker went off the deep end and what her end game was because she must be the dumbest murderer in history. I need to know if Wade told her he loves her and what her baby daddy thinks and why she didn't have full custody of her two children, I assume? I get into all of my main questions. I hope you think I was being thorough. I will never forget this documentary. In fact, I hope more streamers cover this story!

I'm not enjoying Love Island season 8 because the entire cast pretty much sucks. They're whiny, unlikeable and boring. I have actually missed Huda Mustafa this entire season and I'm not a fan of hers. The casa amor bomshells have made this season interesting at least and I don't think any of the couples are going to make it after the women watched the men's heart rate challenge. Should TV be this trashy? Love Island is disgusting.